How many pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Bossy Monkey

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Tue Nov-14-06 12:05 AM
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How many pundits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Check my math; I make it 218:
147 to consult the RNC talking points to figure out how to blame Clinton for the lightbulb's failure;
33 to say that now that Bush 41 has his team in there the nation's long lightbulb crisis is over;
25 to say that Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco values are what undermined America's lightbulbs in the first place;
11 to tie in the clip of Howard Dean saying "Yeaaaaaaaaargggh!" somehow;
Keith Olbermann, to tell Mr. Bush that it was his blind arrogance and pitiful incompetence that got us into this lightbulb situation;
and Alan Colmes to screw in the lightbulb. Hell, he might as well do something.

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Redstone

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Tue Nov-14-06 12:15 AM
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1. They'd have to be damn small to be able to screw in a lightbulb. Those things are only

about four inches in diameter, aren't they?

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ghostsofgiants

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Tue Nov-14-06 12:17 AM
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2. Haha!

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Bossy Monkey

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Tue Nov-14-06 08:42 AM
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3. Damn; forgot the 45 equating lightbulb changing to cutting and running n/t

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gmoney

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Tue Nov-14-06 09:06 AM
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4. Yes, stay the course with the original bulb! (n/t)

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Bossy Monkey

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Tue Nov-14-06 07:50 PM
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5. Hell, the Stay the Coursers might constitute a whole 'nother category

What ever stopped RW pundits from repeating the exact same talking point reworded slightly?:)

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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh

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Tue Nov-14-06 09:49 PM
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6. How many anti-choicers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. Two to put in the new bulb, and one to say it was lit the moment they started screwing.

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