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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:30 AM
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Think carefully before buying..., November 16, 2006
Reviewer: www.DavidLRattigan.com (United Kingdom) - See all my reviews
I bought this without checking the pictures thoroughly first.

If you look really closely, you'll see that this adult toy is (a coincidence, I'm sure) the same shape as a Dora Aquapet. Thousands of well-meaning mature single women have doubtless been caught out by this blunder.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:36 AM
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1. kick for requiring 2 AAA batteries
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:40 AM
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2. Careful
I posted that this morning. It apparently got deleted.

:shrug:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:46 AM
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4. what is that sig line pic??
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:50 AM
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5. The Jenis
:shrug:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:59 AM
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7. Oh GOD. Please forgive me but
What is a Jenis??

:shrug:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:01 AM
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8. Uh...
Okay, I'm gonna need some help with this one. BRB.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:12 AM
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9. ...
:popcorn:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:16 AM
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12. What, what, WHAT??
Wha'd I do now? :shrug:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:18 AM
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14. Nuttin'
honey.

:popcorn:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:13 AM
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10. It was a coffee stain...
Edited on Sat Nov-18-06 01:15 AM by Kutjara
...on the kitchen table of a DUer (whose name escapes me at the moment), that bore a remarkable resemblance to a penis. The discoverer posted the picture in The Lounge and other DUers surmised that it was in the same theological tradition as those grilled cheese sandwiches that look like mother Theresa and the water leaks that look like Jesus; and hence deserving of reverence and worship. So the thing was christened 'Jenis,' in that it could only be a representation of Our Savior's member, rendered in coffee, sent by Our Lord as a sign to us all.

Quite logical, when you think about it.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:15 AM
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11. Well...
I was thinking more along the lines of an explanation starting with "And lo..."



But yours was nice, too. :)
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:16 AM
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13. You're right, that would have been better.
But I'm too tired to lapse into Bible-speak at the moment.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:19 AM
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Awwwww....you let him off the hook...
I was waitin' with bated breath.

Well, popcorn breath, anyway. I wanted to hear the sermon on the mount. Genesis according to Jenis.

The Book of Jenis.
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smtpgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:45 AM
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3. looks like a dildo to me, just my
.02
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MoseyWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 12:51 AM
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6. ages 5 + it says
I don't think so!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:19 AM
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15. Locking
This is a sex thread, gang.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator
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