Ever offended a freeper? IN a way they really hated?

Once while living in Quebec there was two girls from the states, one was from tennese one from Oregon. The tennese girl was a Mormon freeper type, the Oregonion was a baptist freeper type. HEr roomates were cool though. So one night I'm getting loaded with her roomies (all girls) and as a joke I say, "We're gonna send those two home drunk and pregnant!" I was totally joking and everyone laughed. But she was in bed (she refused to hang out when we drank)

THe next morning she was deathly offended because she heard me...she started telling her roomates "watch out for him you don't know what he's up to" and shit like that. WHile her roomys thought it was funny I didn't and next time I saw her made a crack about southerners that really turned her turd. ANd she said "YEah cause we're all just buck toothed, inbred racists." I replied "You said it not me" and she spazzed and walked out.

We actually became good friends after that.

I don't really feel that way about southerners by the way.

But we really offend them on a weekly basis by protesting the war in front of the court house.
I live in a fairly conservative city.(never thought I'd use fairly and conservative together in the same sentence) but we have been getting more and more positive responses lately. The most negatives come from young males 18-30, who if they were really offended by us would stop in at the recruiters office and enlist.

I go out of my way to offend those brain-numbed Busheep at any given opportunity ;)

I don't mean the usual, I mean hitting them close to home. You know, calling there son gay or something,

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I go all over L.A. just hoping to see Suzie or Tammy (a boy named) Bruce. Those two "progressive" "feminist" "Democrats" just make my skin shrink!

I used to offend them all the time when I was an abortion clinic escort. I used to go with my boyfriend and we'd make out in front of them - got one so upset he started speaking in tongues.

Then, through an abundance of good fortune, I discovered that the daughter of one of the protesters was a stripper at lesbian clubs in San Francisco. Oh me oh my, we had fun with that. Nearly made his head explode.

It happened at the driving job I had in 1998 (not the same one I have now). One of the other drivers was this 40-year-old guy named Bob, a total freeper geek. Read the "New York Post," spent his time on the road tuned into right-wing talk radio.... You know the type!

Now, as you may recall, 1998 was the year of all Monica Lewinsky, all the time. And Bob had this annoying habit of getting in the face of anyone who didn't immediately tell him to fuck off and start voicing his Limbaugh-inspired political and social opinions.

One night, he came up to me one night and said, "Looks like the Senate's finally going to impeach Clinton. I hope they nail him!"

I looked Bob in the face and replied, "You are such an asshole."

His jaw pretty much hit the floor. "What do you mean?"

"I mean, our elected representatives should concentrate on the important work of running this country and let two consenting adults do whatever the fuck they want."

"But it was in Oval Office!"

"I don't give a fuck if they did it on the goddamned subway and charged people admission to watch. Clinton and Lewinsky are legal adults who had every right to sleep with each other if they chose to. End of story!"

"Well," Bob stammered, "Clinton's an idiot; he should learn to keep it in his pants."

To which I retorted, "Well, that's easy to say when no woman will come within 20 feet of you!"

The wounded-dog look on Bob's dorky face almost made me feel sorry for him. Almost.

He avoided me after that! :evilgrin:

All day long we would argue. My fav was how he calls Hiroshima "justified" You'd think someone who just had a baby would be a little more........not so dumb.

I worked with a guy during this time that bashed Clinton constantly about his oval office "incident" and the fact that he lied about it. This guy was married and had been having a long time affair that he thought noone knew about. Finally I had enough and told him that I would put my hand on a Bible and lie about who I had slept with in my life and asked him if he would be kind enough, if I listed names, to tell me which ones he had slept with. Even the other freepers in the section couldn't control their laughter. He never mentioned again, and believe or not, we still go to lunch occasionally and talk about anything but Clinton.

thier daughters meet up a block down the street of where the local nerd picks them up and all that implies, one came and said if he ever saw me he'd shoot me with his rifle, then i showed him a pic of me fireing a .50 cal handgun, he shut up

...(and off-topic) comments about my alleged sexual orientation, and my unpardonable sin of being anti-war hasn't fucked with me since I made it known to the NG that the sanctimonious freeper in question has a jones for kiddie porn.

I wasn't making it up, either. When I did a Google search on that scumbag's name, all sorts of horrendous shit came up, but I figured the best way to push him off the moral high grouns was to mention was his pedophilia. Looks like it worked, too!

I can only assume that he's afraid to be nasty to me now. Otherwise, who knows? I might do other things to him like I did over the weekend; namely, I posted a jpeg of a newborn infant with the caption, "I can just picture the drool running down your chin as your trembling hand reaches for the zipper on your pants, you short-eyed maggot!"

Isn't it amazing how the most self-righteous conservatives almost always end up having incredibly sleazy skeletons in their closets?

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My favorites are the fundies. I get sexual with them...the body fluid talk makes them go away. No sense in trying to reason with a trap door, might as well have some fun.

I'm on the verge of being shunned for being a bad influence, and I'm not joking. I've been shunned before when I was a teen by who I thought were my friends(Church of Christ), so this time around it should be interesting, since it is by *adults*. :evilgrin:

when you talk over their heads. Which is so easy. Just ask, "So, are you in agreement, then, with Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle?" Amazing how many freepers don't even know who they are. Follow-up with questions about the PNAC. My brother-in-law didn't even know who Karl Rove is. I grilled him with questions he couldn't answer. Hate radio doesn't provide facts. When you repeatedly ask questions they can't answer, preferably with an audience, you'll demoralize them. End with a suggestion that they find a better news source so they'll be worthy of having a discussion with you in the future.

I was raised Mormon and I offended the crap out of my in-laws over the holiday... My husband's family are all Mormon FReepers and we went to Salt Lake for Christmas and I came home drunk on the 24th and they just freeked out! Then I just started ranting about Bush and about how much I hated him and now they hate me and I don't care, LOL!