Britney Spears Exposure Haiku Thread
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:00 PM
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Britney Spears Exposure Haiku Thread
I'll start: going commando drinking too much alcohol the flesh is unveiled
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:02 PM
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a party with Paris limousine and mini skirt a thong free Britney
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:05 PM
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:06 PM
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the thong went away we did not like what we saw please cover yourself
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:08 PM
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speak just for yourself i beheld the gateway to abundant joy
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:15 PM
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With expectation find that gateway is just for you so behold that joy
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:20 PM
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the sun brightly dawns bright light soon envelops us faux pas becomes chic throughout the vast land radiant maidens follow her bold example the eye is well pleased i smile quite contentedly a new fashion thrives
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:28 PM
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Brit showed us her knit we saw the glory shown to us some were awed, some not Many were amazed others in shock closed their eyes for fear of it all fashion in cycles goes panties or not each decides cameras don't lie in public we see and glory or not, it's there smiling or frowning
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:12 PM
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5. I'm not in much of a "haiku mood" today...
Here I sit at my computer Googling pics of Britney's cooter. Hey, with the Giants - Cowboys game coming up I just can't get into a zen-like haiku headspace.
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:15 PM
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7. Not a Haiku but a short poem I posted in another thread
There once was a girl from Louisiana Panties; she didn't understand 'em Her cooter came out and people did shout Britney you've gone bananas
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:16 PM
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Naked private place, With photographic witness, Helps the waning fame.
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:28 PM
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:21 PM
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10. I suck at haiku, but wth...
Her portal of birth The babies keep falling out underwear impedes. :P
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:22 PM
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Edited on Sun Dec-03-06 02:23 PM by GreenJ
:spray: :rofl: :applause:
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Sun Dec-03-06 02:30 PM
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This is a sex thread, and those are against the rules. Sincerely submitted, CaliforniaPeggy DU Moderator
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