Satan/God 08 - Democratic Underground

Tiggeroshii

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Tue Dec-05-06 08:56 PM
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Poll question: Satan/God 08

A truly bipartisan ticket. Do you love humanity, the earth and all things good? Support his supernatural ticket to lead our country into a new generation of religious warfare in 2008! I think Satan might be able to get the brain eating zombie vote out to really be a winner.

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Olney Blue

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Tue Dec-05-06 08:58 PM
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1. Doesn't Satan have term limits?

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jobycom

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Tue Dec-05-06 08:59 PM
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2. Hail to the sun god, he is the one god, Ra Ra Ra! nt

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JuniperLea

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Tue Dec-05-06 08:59 PM
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3. Beelzebub; Baalzebûb;

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02388c.htm

Ah, yes. The sun God brings flies... and there must be a lord of the flies... unless you are an Aerosmith fan, then you know for a fact that the only lord that matters is the Lord of Thighs.

:toast:

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wisteria

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Tue Dec-05-06 09:26 PM
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4. I love God, but can't stand Satan. Can I split my ticket?

God's for the people, but Satan is for the Corporations, I realize we need to balance the ticket, but Satan? He is so evil.

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Peace Patriot

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Tue Dec-05-06 09:32 PM
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5. Make Satan Attorney General but with a limited mandate.

You know what I mean.

And put Cindy Sheehan in the White House.

And God can go back to being God.

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Infinite Hope

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Tue Dec-05-06 10:20 PM
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6. There should be a way to recommend to worst threads. n/t

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chknltl

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Tue Dec-05-06 11:14 PM
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7. Baal...idol...didn't know he sang. Depending on his talent...

Edited on Tue Dec-05-06 11:14 PM by chknltl

...he could get a lot of votes until... oh.. about the final 6 and thats when talent becomes less of a criteria.
(Of course this is the opinion of one who felt that Clay Aiken was and still is the better singer!!!)

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Fuzz

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Tue Dec-05-06 11:15 PM
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8. Forseti- Norse God of justice.

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