Should be good for a laugh...

Got this as a myspace bulletin, figured I'd share...

LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER


Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-20s. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, foul language, and violence on my VCR?
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Dear Abby,
I'm with a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
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Dear Abby,
I am a 23 year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
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Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
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Dear Abby,
My 40 year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
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Dear Abby,
You told some woman, whose husband had lost all interest in sex, to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex, and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Whether those are ligit or not makes no difference to me. They were still amusing.

Wish Abby'd been able to answer that. Oh well...

Camel toads.

:rofl: