I know this had to have been done before but... (Song rewrite)

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is Conservatives.
They are very very dumb,
Because their brains are so small.



Chorus 1
Throw Conservatism down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make America smart(repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Repukes
They take and spend everybody's money
And they never see the programs that could use it




Chorus 2
Throw the Repukes down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab them by their horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 3
If you see the Repukes coming
You must be carefully of their teeth
You must grab them by their money
And I tell you what to do



(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)