OMG. Stupid game show moment.
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:36 PM
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OMG. Stupid game show moment.
Flipping through channels while eating Chinese take out just a little while ago (shrimp and veggies with fried rice ;) ) I ran across a game show called 1 vs 100 hosted by Bob Saggett. This was the woman's first question. What organism has the fewest number of cells? A. A northern grey squirrel. B. Calista Flockhart C. An Amoeba She had to use a help thingy they provide. I turned the channel in disgust. :)
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:38 PM
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1. That's pretty fucking dumb.
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:41 PM
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2. All right. I don't know anything about that show.
But there's no way she lasted much past the first question. :dunce:
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:41 PM
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3. I have it on in the background and all I hears was
"Well, since I don't know what an amoeba is, I need to ask" the panelists. It's just noisy fodder in the background at this point.
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:43 PM
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4. She should look in a mirror.
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:44 PM
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5. Now if B. had been Gee Dubya Bush instead of Calista Flockhart
I can see where she might have been confused. But Calista Flockhart must have at least two cells: 1) her collarbone, and 2) everything else.:eyes: This was the same show on which Kevin Federline recently appeared. Looks like FedEx has met his match in the :dunce: department!
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:55 PM
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6. She needed help with that question?
She couldn't come up with the single-celled organism all by herself?
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Fri Dec-08-06 08:56 PM
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7. That's pathetically ignorant.
Although Calista Flockhart does run a close second to the amoeba. ;)
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Fri Dec-08-06 09:04 PM
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everyone knows it's Calista Flockhart. Duh.
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Fri Dec-08-06 09:51 PM
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9. I remmember a LOOONG time ago...Family Feud.
The question...Name a member of the ape family. 3rd lady in the row..."A Panda." The rest of the rolling eye'd family trying to hold back strangling her..."Good anwser! Good answer!" (clapping) BUZZ! :rofl:
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Sat Dec-09-06 12:53 AM
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Bonus round: Richard: Name the month of pregnancy when a woman begins to show. Woman: September.
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