E-mail SPAM: "erections are still possible Helen"

originalpckelly

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:36 PM
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E-mail SPAM: "erections are still possible Helen"

The SPAM authors really need to stop already, they aren't even making any damn sense.

You have to wonder how much money it costs to send this bullshit. If you're going to send SPAM, please God, do it right.

There's no chance in hell of me buying something, if you don't make any sense.

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Generic Brad

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:37 PM
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1. Are you saying you're too old for an erector set?

Or are you more of a Lincoln Log person?

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originalpckelly

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:51 PM
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7. No, I prefer K'nex...

Edited on Fri Dec-08-06 11:52 PM by originalpckelly

I hit them right as they were introduced. Lucky me. The same company also makes Lincoln logs, if that's any consolation.

And those Capsela toys too.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:39 PM
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2. What cracks me up is

I get spam for penis enhancers, erections, boob enhancers, slutty girls that want me to visit them, and female arousal enhancers.

Wow, they really target people well!

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Generic Brad

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:59 PM
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9. So you're not a hermaphrodite?

I will have to take you off my hermaphrodite Spam list.

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Kutjara

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:43 PM
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3. The gibberish in Spams is maddening.

Edited on Fri Dec-08-06 11:49 PM by Kutjara

If I get too many in one day, I start to feel like I'm going crazy. It's just a constant stream of senseless, misspelled and incoherent lunacy, to the point that, half the time, I have no earthly idea what they want me to buy or do.

Maybe that's what they're after. One day, I'll probably get an email saying, "you've seen what we're capable of. Give us all your money and we'll make the email stop."

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originalpckelly

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:47 PM
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4. ROFL!

That'd be a great spam.

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Bum Whisperer

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:48 PM
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5. The enhancements...

...do work.

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otherlander

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:49 PM
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6. Why do they want we to buy marching band tickets?

WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!?!?

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originalpckelly

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Fri Dec-08-06 11:55 PM
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8. You get erections over marching bands?

:shrug:

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otherlander

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Sat Dec-09-06 12:08 AM
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10. ...

:rofl:

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originalpckelly

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Sat Dec-09-06 09:55 AM
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11. "This one time at band camp..." (nt)

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