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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 01:37 AM
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"His penis is soooo ____"
Well, fill in the blank!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 01:57 AM
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1. locked and alerted....
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 01:58 AM
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2. Danny Davito-ish
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:16 AM
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3. Does Aaahnold say the same thing?
:shrug:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:18 AM
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5. Aaahnold has steroiditis.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:20 AM
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7. In other words,
a little penis?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:22 AM
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8. I didn't say that, but you can.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:17 AM
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4. ...far down the storm drain that no one could reach it.
Weeks later in a hospital in Manila a small facsimile was fabricated from his left big toe.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:19 AM
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6. hmmmmmm..
ouch!!!

:scared:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:25 AM
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9. Well, I suppose that would depend on who the "his" refers to
If it's dubya, the answer would have to be "tiny and non-functioning"...Which is why he has to act like such a big man, picking fights with people who did nothing to him first.

If it's Cheney, it would be "hidden under his enormous mid-section."
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:36 AM
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10. The definition of "*is"
:rofl:
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:38 AM
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11. I couldn't resist
It was just so obvious!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:40 AM
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12. "hidden under his enormous mid-section."
:puke:

Thanks for the image.
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Not_Giving_Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:41 AM
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13. Sorry
I felt I had to include Darth Cheney...didn't want him to feel left out. That was the only thing I could think of for him, and it made me cringe a little too!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 02:50 AM
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14. warty
:puke:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-09-06 03:03 AM
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15. Locking
This is a sex thread. Let's not go there.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
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