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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:29 PM
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If Underpants wins the presidency in 2008, what position in his cabinet will you want
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3014530

According to UP he's eligible to run for president next year - let's start planning his cabinet now!
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:30 PM
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1. Dibs on Minister of Silly Walks!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:31 PM
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2. Keeper of the Liquor Cabinet Key.
I would be good at that!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 01:58 PM
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11. Anyone who asks for that position can't have it
:hi:
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:04 PM
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12. Harumph! I am *so* voting for your opponent!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:14 PM
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19. We're gonna run this guy against underpants
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:18 PM
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22. Whew! If he won, I would volunteer to be Cleaner of the Presidential
Toilet! He is just so hot, isn't he? :loveya:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 05:14 PM
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31. Pretty much cinches it...
Then I'll have Sophia all to myself!

:evilgrin:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:33 PM
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3. Minister of Holiday Decorations.
I've got BIG plans!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:34 PM
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4. Oh lordy - you're going after the War on Christmas aren't you
:cry:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:36 PM
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7. You're just going to have to wait and see.
Hint: I embrace all faiths!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:34 PM
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5. Master deBater fluffer
or whatever they call it :D
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:36 PM
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6. Retroactive Abortion Decider or Minister of Brazillion Affairs
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:37 PM
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8. Secretary of Small Bits of Shiny Paper
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:37 PM
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9. ambassador to Fiji
Edited on Wed Dec-13-06 12:38 PM by LSK
Here is my office:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 01:56 PM
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10. Secretary of SPAM
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:05 PM
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13. California Peggy for Secretary of Peace!!1!!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:05 PM
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14. Anything that doesn't involve too much work
:boring:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:13 PM
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18. Well that position would be filled already by Underpants
Had the republicans still be in charge of Congress we could have given you Speaker-of-the-House
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:06 PM
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15. Dep't of the
Exterior. Underpants has filled the Interior post. :eyes:



I best take a nap. Four-thirty was too early to roll outta bed this morning and it has precipitated some dementia for me :silly:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:11 PM
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16. National Endowment of the Arts
naming Led Zeppelin as the official band of the US. (They're actually british? Who cares!)

Robert Plant will be my closest advisor. ;)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:17 PM
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21. Sweetie, Robert Plant is going to be my undersecretary
Edited on Wed Dec-13-06 02:21 PM by LynneSin
if you know what I mean

:wink: :wink:

Oh, I'd be Secretary of More Cowbell - Instead of trotting out the press secretary like Tony Snow they'll send me out instead to give press conferences and explore the space of the press room with my cowbell
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 03:30 PM
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28. I suppose you have dibs on him
Sigh...

I'll have to think of someone else. But I still want to lead the NEA.

;)
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:12 PM
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17. I'd like to be
Secretary of the Newspaper Reading, Coffee Drinking and Leaving Work Early Department, or NRCDLWED. Been training for this my whole life...... :)
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:15 PM
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20. I'd like to be the WH chef.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:37 PM
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24. Well, given my exceptionally bougoise taste in food, we'll have to discuss that.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5945055&mesg_id=5945055


:rofl:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 03:20 PM
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27. What is wrong with the Lounge?
Pizza and pizza-flavored foods are the manna of the gods!! :wow:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:20 PM
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23. Silly Lynne. President Underpants won't have a cabinet.
He'll replace it with a chest of "drawers"! :P
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:46 PM
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25. Can you imagine the swearing-in ceremony?
"I, Underpants, swear to uphold the laws of the United State of America..."
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 02:50 PM
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26. Doggie style
n/t
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 05:10 PM
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29. Can I be his official food taster. eom
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 05:12 PM
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30. I want to lead the Bigfoot Relocation Task Force.
Seems they're all trapped in Red Counties.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 05:15 PM
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32. fetal
:rofl:
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 06:01 PM
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33. Department of the Interior
I'd put things back into order, and fix the BIA!...:D
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