Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding
headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of
the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way
downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad
as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete
ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of
directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his
face."
"He's an idiot," Bob said. "Piss on him!"
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said Bob.
"I did. You can go back to work on Monday."
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