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Today's candidate for retail immortality is a soldier getting ready to move from Fort Bragg to Fort Lewis, Washington. He is going to do a "DITY" move--rent a U-haul, put all your shit in it and drive to your new location. This is widely known as one of the few ways to make real money from the Army because you get paid exactly the same thing as a moving company would.
It is also widely known among our Modern Action Army's sleazier elements that if you go to the store, buy a skid of concrete, have the truck with your belongings in it weighed with the concrete, then return the concrete to the store, you make even more money. Because it's heavier, right?
Now, the way they determine the weight of your belongings is to have you weigh the truck empty, put your stuff in it, weigh the truck full then subtract empty weight from full weight.
This fucking idiot put the concrete in the EMPTY truck.
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