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CShine

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Thu Jan-01-04 03:54 PM
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Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs

Edited on Thu Jan-01-04 03:55 PM by CShine

http://www.theonion.com/3951/top_story.html

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mseltzer

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Thu Jan-01-04 04:10 PM
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1. Opposable thumbs help in football

Too bad it isn't found on the Miami dolphin. Maybe they'd be in the playoffs.

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sexycool

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Thu Jan-01-04 04:16 PM
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2. Freepers lose opposable thumbs.

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guitar man

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Thu Jan-01-04 04:41 PM
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3. that would really suck for them

"Freepers lose opposable thumbs."

Then they wouldn't be able to have sex :)

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guitar man

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Thu Jan-01-04 05:23 PM
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5. .....on second thought

......they could probably still manage to manipulate their Ann Coulter blow-up dolls.......

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Hippo_Tron

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Thu Jan-01-04 04:57 PM
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4. I read the onion every day at work this summer...

I loved the day in history one when President Ford was going to spend millions to get an American to jump the grand canyon on a motor bike before a Russian.

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