I think some kind of spectre broke into my den asnd backwashed in my bottle of water.

LaraMN

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:00 AM
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I think some kind of spectre broke into my den asnd backwashed in my bottle of water.

Because I think there are chunkies in there, and they are NOT from me.

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BarenakedLady

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:02 AM
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1. That is really gross

and somewhat frightening...

Have you considered performing and exorcism?

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LaraMN

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:03 AM
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2. No. I was judst going to drink my other drink, instead.

Edited on Sat Dec-30-06 01:03 AM by LaraMN

BUt that might be entertaining.

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SPKrazy

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:03 AM
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3. Are You Drinking Champagne Again?

Or eating some kind of hallucinogen?

Or some kind of THC brownie

Or are you prone to dissociative identity disorder?

If not then you may have a spectre in your house drinking your water from the bottle.

:hug:

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LaraMN

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:04 AM
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4. DO they eat felsh?

Because I would rather not require a skin graft.

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SPKrazy

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:09 AM
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5. No Felsh, But Sometimes Flesh

like Flesh gordon

oh wait that was a skin flick

but that is skin

oh, now what was the question?

Oh yes they eat flesh, but felsh is used to recharge their batteries.

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LaraMN

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:12 AM
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6. So I'm safe.....or not>?

You're cofnfusing me!

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SPKrazy

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:15 AM
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7. Well You Are Safe

unless you aren't safe

Spectre's are hard to predict.

You may have to talk to the spectre to figure it out.

Good luck, I'm sure the sectre will not mind being asked questions abou this.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sat Dec-30-06 01:16 AM
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8. Bill Cosby: 'The Water Bottle'

Circa 1965, about the bottle kept in his fridge when he was a kid. They were supposed to use a glass, but...

"Did you drink out of the bottle?!?

"No, I didn't drink out of the bottle."

"How come there're bread crumbs in this water, then?!?

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