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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:10 PM
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Dammit. I just now figured out what I want for Christmas.
One of these bad boys



Oh yeah. It's a hot nacho cheese pump.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:11 PM
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1. I still want a Jagermeister
machine...yum, super cold Jager....
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:12 PM
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2. you're on your own, boss.
i can't party with the Jager anymore. that stuff is the devil's drink.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:38 PM
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10. :)
I can drink that stuff, without abandon when its chilled...at room temp, or barely cold, I cannot stand it, but when its chilled...oh boy, watch out...:D
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:23 PM
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22. Better late than never.
Only ____ days to Christmas 2007! (I'm too lazy to subtract...)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:15 PM
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3. Lol! My husband said we need to save the upc's off the salsa I buy,
because once we have five, we can send away for the pump handle. I'm serious. I have salsa issues.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:18 PM
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5. you pump salsa?
what kind of watery salsa are you eating?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:27 PM
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7. I don't have the pump, yet. Technically, it's picante sauce.
I'm assuming the pump circumference is generous, in order to accomodate the consistency of the salsa. That sounds really dirty.:P
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:32 PM
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8. can you stuff a banana in it?
if not, it's probably not that dirty
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:35 PM
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9. Oh, I don't know about that...
but I do know that thoroughly watered down spam can be ejected via super soaker.



Just one of the many reasons that nobody messes with me!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:43 PM
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13. that scares me more than Kaiser Sose.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:01 PM
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17. It should. No one is safe when I wield that baby.
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:16 PM
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4. I want a popcorn butter machine. Same idea, though.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:18 PM
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6. talk to haruka. she knows all about the popcorn butter machine.
Edited on Thu Jan-04-07 05:18 PM by MrCoffee
and is willing to give utterly revolting details.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:38 PM
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11. Get the one with the orifice insert accessory package.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:45 PM
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14. my preferred hot nacho cheese delivery system:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:47 PM
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16. weirdo
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halfmoon dem Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:41 PM
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12. I want a toilet paper warmer! n/t
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:47 PM
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15. dammit. i just now figured out what else i want for Christmas.
a toilet paper warmer would be awesome.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:03 PM
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18. Gee, if it's hot, it can't be all that comfortable pumping the cheese sauce.
:P
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:14 PM
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21. please, for the sake of future generations...
don't ever say "pumping the cheese sauce" again.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:37 PM
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23. Well, you're the one who wants the hot pump.




(My word, I can't believe I just typed that!)
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:12 PM
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19. Awesome! Can it serve guacamole?
or peanut butter?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:14 PM
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20. it can handle guac, but only if it's less than 5% avocado
any more than that and it clogs the feed line.
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