Did you hear about the Mortician with OCD?

Little Wing

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Thu Jan-04-07 06:59 PM
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Did you hear about the Mortician with OCD?

Edited on Thu Jan-04-07 07:41 PM by Little Wing

The last five burials are free

thank you thank you, I'll be here all week

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undeterred

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Thu Jan-04-07 07:24 PM
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1. Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Gormy Cuss

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Thu Jan-04-07 07:30 PM
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3. That's just plain mean.

It's meaner than tipping cows.

:P

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Little Wing

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Thu Jan-04-07 07:31 PM
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4. Don't you kill my thread!

This is an ORIGINAL here! First time ever on the Internets! Less than 2 hours old!

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Gormy Cuss

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Thu Jan-04-07 08:08 PM
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5. It may be too late.

I have this gift, or perhaps it's a curse.

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Little Wing

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Thu Jan-04-07 11:24 PM
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7. *sniff*

I weep

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SOteric

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Thu Jan-04-07 07:27 PM
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2. Well....

I suppose it's better than yet another iteration of the Brazillion Joke.

:thumbsup:

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Orrex

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Thu Jan-04-07 10:42 PM
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6. Did someone say Brazillion?

Edited on Thu Jan-04-07 11:00 PM by Orrex

President Bush is meeting with Rove and Gates to prepare for the new Democratic Congress, when Rove mentions the problematic issue of the increasingly disastrous war in Iraq.

"The Dems will raise a stink about the rising body count," says Gates. "And there's still that flap about the Brazilian casualties."

"Don't worry," says Rove. "I'll distract the press by revealing that Harry Reid has OCD."

"Gosh darn it, Karl," fumes Bush. "You know I hate it when you spell in front of me."

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nyuk nyuk nyuk

:rofl:

I gotta million of 'em!

edited to add even more funny, if you can believe it!

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Little Wing

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Thu Jan-04-07 11:24 PM
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8. heh

nice twist, very refreshing

ba dum tiss

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Orrex

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Fri Jan-05-07 12:06 AM
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9. The artistry arises from the variations on the theme

The Brazillions joke is a fine canvas on which to work IMO.

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Little Wing

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Fri Jan-05-07 12:10 AM
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10. It's just a shame most people turn it into a velvet Elvis or blacklight set of dolphins

:-)

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unsavedtrash

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Fri Jan-05-07 12:32 AM
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11. LOL!

I needed that.
:rofl:

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