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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 03:15 PM
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I am bullish on vibrating cock rings. They're going places!
*snicker* "going places"

Now that they're sold in WalMart (as well as Target, etc), the success of the industry is probably without any doubt.

:evilgrin:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 03:16 PM
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1. Kum Ba Ya my lord, Kum Ba Ya
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 03:17 PM
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2. how is the cock ring stock doing?
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 03:25 PM
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3. No place to go but up?
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:50 PM
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17. .
:rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 03:31 PM
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5. Hopefully not selling short...
:D

RL
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 04:03 PM
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6. Stimulating dividends.
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 03:29 PM
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4. 5...4...3...2...1...
:popcorn:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 04:05 PM
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7. Amen!
and can I get a hallelujah?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 04:14 PM
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8. Do not ask for whom the cock ring vibrates, it vibrates for thee.
Or something...
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:59 PM
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22. For me?
....oh crap you added or something...and I was already for my fantasy this evening.

x(
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:22 PM
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9. I would like to see




..what effect your cock ring has on my assets. My spread, of course, will depend on your volume. Furthermore, be advised that there will be a penalty for early withdrawal.













What?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:45 PM
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15. !
:blush:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:49 PM
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16. billy! Did you read something dirty into that?!?
Edited on Fri Jan-05-07 05:53 PM by Dangerously Amused



GET your mind out of the gutter, son! Sheesh.



:)



:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:57 PM
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20. No, nothing at all.
I don't even see how anybody could. :o

:hi:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 06:09 PM
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23. Oh, boy.
The growth market has always been a favorite of investors. Not the short-termers, but for those in it for the long haul.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 06:24 PM
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24. Most investors prefer a bullish market,





...but I personally have found great success in the bare. Uh, "bear." Yes, that's it. "Bear."
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:23 PM
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10. HA!
:rofl:

:spray:

IBTL!
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:23 PM
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11. Oh, goodie, there's a Wal-Mart near campus!
Now I don't have to coax someone into driving me to The Todd when I need one! ;)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:33 PM
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14. The Todd!!!!!!!
Fletcher and Nebraska, SE corner. "Couples welcome!"

Campus = USF?
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:31 PM
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12. IBTL!
:hi:
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:31 PM
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13. Is this a consumer product you could endorse?
Pics are needed please! :evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:56 PM
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19. "This product not tested on animals."
It sort of implies that the other makers' vibrating cock rings are. It's all about the spin, baby.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 07:49 PM
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29. O God!! There's an image I DON'T need in my head!!!
Thank you. Thank you very much.

:banghead:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:56 PM
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18. I wanted to get one, but they were out of XXL
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 05:58 PM
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21. Get the next size up and put it in the dryer for 20 minutes.
After 20 minutes, there might be some shrinkage, but only if it's on the high heat, and the tumbling is quite rapid.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 07:15 PM
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25. dayum-- IBTL!
:woohoo:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 07:19 PM
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26. So you're sayng they're selling rooster-shaped finger rings that shake a bit?
How strange. *scratches head*
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 07:35 PM
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27. now those cocks will have a fighting chance--ibtl
you guys!!
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 07:44 PM
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28. Oh My! I am surprised!

:evilgrin:



Now where, oh where, shall I put one :shrug: if I were to purchase it?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-05-07 08:35 PM
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30. Locking
This is a sex thread.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
DU Moderator
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