I just can't believe that people actually pay for vibrating cock rings

leftofthedial

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Sun Jan-07-07 03:52 AM
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I just can't believe that people actually pay for vibrating cock rings

at Wal*Mart

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SammyWinstonJack

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Sun Jan-07-07 03:55 AM
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1. I am so confused, what are vibrating cock rings?

:shrug:

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Fire Walk With Me

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Sun Jan-07-07 05:05 AM
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3. It's for when plain old regular cock ceases to be interesting.

http://www.sabong.net.ph/

Stirs them right up. Course you gotta pay, whachoo thinkin?

(Gotta be a contender for best post title.)

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SammyWinstonJack

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Sun Jan-07-07 05:31 AM
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4. !!

:blush:

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Fire Walk With Me

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Tue Jan-09-07 01:38 AM
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18. Someone had to say it, and I'm usually the one who is willing.

The trick is to stop visualizing for a moment.

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wildhorses

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:07 AM
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6. have you ever been to a cockfight--

a plain ole cock is pretty interesting then

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thefool_wa

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Sun Jan-07-07 12:28 PM
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14. Its where they hold Cock Fights

:) :rofl:

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pokerfan

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Sun Jan-07-07 04:12 AM
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2. Wal*Mart? No way.

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av8rdave

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Sun Jan-07-07 10:59 AM
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5. What...is there someplace you can get them for free?

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:17 AM
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7. Adult bookstores and porn shops are not sacred any more.

:cry: When you can get vibrating cock rings at Wal-Mart, the joy kinda goes out of buying them. :yoiks: :P

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Deja Q

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:18 AM
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8. No, NWC'81... the joy comes when

You bring the device to the cashier and ask 'em if they have one in a larger size. :evilgrin:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:22 AM
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11. ...

:rofl: :evilgrin: And I'll bet when you have to describe in detail the reasons you need the XXL version, it's even more joyous. :rofl:

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thefool_wa

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Sun Jan-07-07 12:31 PM
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17. Why explain?

A visual aid is so much more descriptive :)

"I can show you that it doesn't fit if you don't believe me"

:rofl:

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thefool_wa

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Sun Jan-07-07 12:30 PM
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16. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

It would be better at the return counter

"Yeah, I pushed and pushed and pushed and this one is just too small. No I don't want an exchange, just return it please"

:rofl:

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Briarius

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:19 AM
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9. I didn't think the joy was in buying them...

I thought it was more in the use? :shrug:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:21 AM
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10. Well, that's true....but when you buy adult products at a place like Wal-Mart, they

don't seem as exciting somehow. :P :rofl: :hi:

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thefool_wa

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Sun Jan-07-07 12:29 PM
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15. I don't know

I think there is joy in them no matter where you buy them...

then again I have a place to put one :)

(I hope that doesn't get the thread locked)

:P

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Little Wing

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Sun Jan-07-07 11:25 AM
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12. Is "Does Walmart sell it" the benchmark for sex threads?

Seems cock ring threads would be locked, the only common denominator is Walmart...

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Tsiyu

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Sun Jan-07-07 12:02 PM
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13. IBTL

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BlueStorm

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Tue Jan-09-07 01:52 AM
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19. Cock rings being sold at Wal Mart?!!

Edited on Tue Jan-09-07 01:54 AM by BlueStorm

Well that's going to be an interesting conversation in bed:

Woman: "Oooooohhhh honey!! Your vibrating cock feels sooooo goood, where did you get the ring?"

Man: "At Wal-Mart."

Ok, I'm being bad... this post is probably going to be deleted.

Hopefully I won't get banned.

Blue

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Tue Jan-09-07 02:29 AM
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20. Locking

Strangely enough, this has become a sex thread.

Respectfully submitted,
CaliforniaPeggy
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