Dammit I need some dental floss STAT! - Democratic Underground

Richardo

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:12 PM
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Dammit I need some dental floss STAT!

I've got this foody thing caught between a coupla molars and I thought I had some floss in my desk drawer but I don't and now my tongue keeps returning to the foody thing and testing it and it feels like my teeth are .000001" too far apart and a post-it-note won't fit in the gap and it's driving me CRAZY! :crazy:

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matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:13 PM
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1. here. use my thong

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Richardo

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:14 PM
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2. .

:cry:

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bluethruandthru

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:15 PM
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3. Do you have any thread?

In an extreme emergency, look for an extra length of thread inside your clothes. Just be careful pulling a loose thread!

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Richardo

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:19 PM
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5. Wow, the last thing I expected in this joint was some actual helpful advice

Thanks! :hi:

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Hugin

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:18 PM
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4. Step 1: Eat some popcorn...

That'll really mess up your teeth.

Step 2: Use the excuse that your teeth are messed up to go home.
Step 3: Get out your dental floss.
Step 4: Use it.

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Left Is Write

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Fri Jan-12-07 01:20 PM
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6. I hate when that happens! You have my sympathy.

If I could fax my dental floss to you, I would.

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