Diamond Worker Caught With 126 Stolen Diamonds In His Ass

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KINSHASA (AFP) - A pilfering worker in a Congolese diamond mine was caught in the act when he walked past a security scanner with 126 of the sparkling gems stashed up his rear end, a mine spokesman has said.

The would-be thief, a cleaner, "hid the small stones" -- valued at 5,000 dollars (3,900 euros) -- "in his anus," explained Mike Mutombo of the Miba mining company in the Democratic Republic of Congo on Thursday.

"An investigation has been opened and the heads of the relevant services have been suspended," he said, adding that it was "practically impossible" for the heist to have been organized without the connivance of others in the selection center where the cleaner worked.

No information was released as to how the diamonds were recovered, or whether the man was arrested.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070111/od_afp/drcongominingdiamonds_070111164959

No information was released as to how the diamonds were recovered

I bet it was unpleasant, whatever it was.

:scared: :puke:

:rofl:

:wow:

:rofl:

or something like that I heard it once

:rofl: :yoiks:

what an asshole

I mean to get 126 diamonds in his ass is quite an accomplishment,

I bet he practiced it over and over

:rofl:

or at least a diamond filled one!

:rofl:

you know, like a German Shepard does when his ass itches - he etched the numbers to his high school locker combination into the concrete floor.

Or so I heard...

But since he is so uptight....

This one is funny only to those who payed attention in chemistry class.











I'll quit now.

:hide:

Hell, I know some guys who could've smuggled out the entire mine in a one run.

:spray:

:rofl:

:rofl:

I mean, ye cats!

......you cried for your moon.
Shine on you crazy diamond."

Maybe he is not a thief.

:shrug:

Just guard your cornhole better next time. :yoiks:

"Jeez," said the suspect. "I really need to relax."

And how does a scanner pick up diamonds?

:rofl: Could just imagine some of them ending up on some young lady's engagement ring! :rofl:

"Shit" diamonds.

Snoop's probably missing a ring.

Does that sound right to you?


:shrug:


Laura

. . . to have a $5,000 piece of ass.

many more than that.