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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 05:15 PM
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Imagine two superheroes getting married... what would the offspring be like?
Aquaman and Wonder Woman makes an interesting match... yes, even Aquaman as a purpose!

Superman would have to go solo. What with being faster than a speeding bullet and all, I doubt he'd get past the first date...

The Flash would be pretty boring too. He too is too quick...

And I'll pretend the Wonder Twins never existed...

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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 05:52 PM
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1. This is Lara,
from the Elseworld comic, The Dark Knight Strikes Again. It was published a a few years back as a second installment of the Frank Miller, The Dark Knight Returns, although...TDKSA was considered a flop. Lara is the daugher of Superman and Wonder Woman....:D



I had to make my own image, I couldn't find an image of Lara online, to save my life.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 05:55 PM
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2. There were a couple of X-men back in the eighties...
One had the mutant power of turning ambient sound energy into lasers. The other was supernaturally lucky.

They had a kid, who could turn ambient sound energy into good luck. Probably not a great idea for a comic book character.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 06:03 PM
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3. Do you have a name for that?
character sounds interesting....
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 06:15 PM
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4. Oh, lord.
I think I still got that kid's comics up in the attic.

I think they were Dazzler and Longshot. Can't remember the kid.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 06:18 PM
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5. thanks, brb...nt
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 06:24 PM
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6. grumble, grumble....
I got the Marvel Encyclopedia about a month ago...I found Dazzler and Longshot, but no mention of their kid....

Dazzler was a female singer, who used her mutant power of sonic vibrations, to further he music career...

And Longshot was a slave, whose power was the ability, to...promote Good luck, as well as read peoples minds, by touching them....
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 06:32 PM
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7. I looked it up on wiki.
Kid was "Shatterstar." Part of that spin-off "X-force" comic book.
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 09:15 PM
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8. hmm, interesting...
The good old Marvel Encyclopedia says...

"Born a hundred years ago in an alternate future timeline of the extra-dimensional plant Mojoworld, Shatterstar was genetically engineered to serve as a warrior in the arenas. He escaped and joined the rebel Cadre Alliance, which was trying to overthrow the government of Mojoworld. Shatterstar later traveled back in time to earth and joined with Cable to become a founding member of X-Force. During a battle, Shatterstar was mortally wounded adn Longshot transferred his consciousness into the comatose body of a mutant named Benjamin Russell." Pg. 264 The Marvel Encyclopedia.

Also

Abilities:Genetically engineered for enhanced strength, speed, stamina, convert sonic frequencies into a vibratory shockwave that he channels through weapons. First appearance, New Mutants Vol.1 #99, March of 1991.


I recognize the character though....but no mention of parents....perhaps, I'm wrong, or wiki is wrong...:shrug: Interesting, though.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 09:16 PM
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9. "perhaps, I'm wrong, or wiki is wrong..."
Or perhaps it's just a goofy comic book?
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 09:28 PM
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11. Ha, could be...
get Stan Lee on the phone, we got questions, that need answering....:D
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pintobean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 09:19 PM
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10. .
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 10:01 PM
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12. Green Arrow and Wonder Woman.
Kickass liberal vigilante Amazon.


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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 10:08 PM
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14. Green Arrow and Black Canary have a daughter
but can't recall, her name(at this moment). She was a prominent hero in the Kingdome Come graphic, by Alex Ross.
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 10:02 PM
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13. Haven't you seen The Incredibles? You get super-superheroes!
Their youngest, Jack-Jack, can float, pass through solid objects, burst into flame, burn things with his laser eyes, morph at will ... he's one scary little bugger.

http://www.catsuka.com.nyud.net:8090/interf/icons/jackjackattack03.jpg
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 10:48 PM
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15. Superheroes of suckage:
The lead singer of Evanescance and the lead singer of Nickelback spawn a singer of such incredible lameness that it sucks all musical talent out of the universe for millennia to come.
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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-12-07 11:56 PM
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16. Though she doesn't qualify as a "hero"...
Catwoman and Batman had a daughter...



The Huntress.
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 12:00 AM
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17. I know Storm and the Black Panther got married
So I wonder what their kids are going to be like.

Probably a kid that has Storm's ability to control the weather along with BP's feline abilities.

Blue
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