My dog just farted and scared himself - Democratic Underground

matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:50 PM
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My dog just farted and scared himself

:rofl:

did a 180 and was startled :rofl:

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Parche

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:52 PM
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1. flatulant

Awesome, now our natural gas shortage is over............

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YellowRubberDuckie

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:52 PM
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2. That is the cutest pug.

Matcom, what did you do to him to make him so jumpy? The poor baby.
Duckie

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matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:54 PM
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4. he taught himself a trick too!

it's called "Begging" :D

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calimary

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Sat Jan-13-07 02:11 AM
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27. ROFL!

That's GREAT!

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:53 PM
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3. That's why you have to keep him!

That's one dumb-ass, but awfully funny, dog!

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matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:54 PM
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5. he misses you!

come back up and we'll let him sleep with you this time! :P

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:56 PM
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7. Uh...

...it's all the same to you, he can sleep with YOU! :D

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NMDemDist2

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:54 PM
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6. ROFL, mine wakes himself up snoring

which also cracks me up

:hi:

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rug

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Fri Jan-12-07 06:59 PM
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8. Sure, blame the dog.

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matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 07:00 PM
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9. the last time i DID that and another DUer wrote a newspaper column about it!

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atomic-fly

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Fri Jan-12-07 07:03 PM
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10. is that a pug?

cool dogs.

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matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 07:08 PM
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11. Remi the WONDER Pug

yes

:D

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seemunkee

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Fri Jan-12-07 07:19 PM
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12. We started giving ours Beano

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baldguy

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Fri Jan-12-07 07:21 PM
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13. Zelda's farts are pretty scary too.

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Dervill Crow

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:34 PM
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18. Zelda has such a beautiful face.

She looks like a princess in that picture; hard to believe she could do something as undignified as fart.

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baldguy

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:58 PM
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24. Oh, yeah! A real lady, she is!

I'll remember that next time she spends a half hour of fun rolling around in the mud.

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Dervill Crow

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Sat Jan-13-07 11:24 AM
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32. LOL - Looks can be deceiving, huh?

:rofl: I bet she doesn't even understand why you don't share her enthusiasm for mud all over the place, what with the wonderful way it enhances a dog's appearance and fragrance. Silly humans! :shrug:

I like messing with my dog's head. Sometimes when she is doing her three clockwise circles before lying down for a nap I will interrupt her and she has to start over again. She is an extremely non-aggressive Staffordshire terrier, but boy can she deliver a dirty look. Here she is, giving me her profile and steadfastly refusing to look at the camera.

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sakabatou

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Fri Jan-12-07 07:26 PM
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14. LMAO

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Magrittes Pipe

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Fri Jan-12-07 09:30 PM
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15. The bulldog scares himself.

The pug doesn't even wake up.

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Fri Jan-12-07 09:47 PM
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16. my dog pees on his front legs, and doesn't seem to mind at all...

and he wonders why he gets a bath twice a week. :eyes:

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Mrs.Matcom

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Fri Jan-12-07 09:50 PM
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17. Oh my God!!!

that is funny!!! :hi:

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Dervill Crow

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:38 PM
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19. That is just way too funny! nt

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Liberal Veteran

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:40 PM
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20. OMG! BEST. THREAD TITLE. EVER!

:rofl:

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sasquatch

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:44 PM
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21. How does he treat Mrs. Matcom's cats?

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cwydro

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:45 PM
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22. That

Edited on Fri Jan-12-07 10:47 PM by cwydro

is effing hilarious! I've seen that.

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evlbstrd

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Fri Jan-12-07 10:56 PM
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23. How'd you know it was a fart?

Unless it's really bad, you can't tell which end it comes from.
We've taught our pug pup to attack on the command "Republican!"

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BlueStorm

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Sat Jan-13-07 12:15 AM
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25. OMG!!! LMAO!!!

I just had a very visual image of that matcom!!! It's funny how animals can be so jumpy with noises.

Blue

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Elidor

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Sat Jan-13-07 01:19 AM
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26. LMAO

and that face is priceless. evidently, he wasn't bred for smarts, lol.

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philosophie_en_rose

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Sat Jan-13-07 02:21 AM
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28. Translation: "Oh my god! I'm a squeak toy!"

:rofl:

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billyskank

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Sat Jan-13-07 03:53 AM
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29. Too funny

:rofl:

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jus_the_facts

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Sat Jan-13-07 10:24 AM
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30. Awww it's pure sugar....

:loveya: wonder doggie!!! :rofl:

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IDemo

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Sat Jan-13-07 10:54 AM
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31. Our old lab used to do that a lot. We called her "toot 'n scoot"

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