My cat is a @*#($ing asshole - Democratic Underground

kedrys

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Fri Jan-12-07 08:09 PM
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My cat is a @*#($ing asshole

The s.o and I stepped out for 5 MINUTES to replace the light bulb outside the kitchen door. We were followed by a gaggle of cats, one of whom (Imhotep, pushing 11, no teeth, FIV+) decides to jump the fence sight unseen as soon as he saw my back was turned.

How am I supposed to find a black cat in this @*#%????

Fortunately for him, he came back, well after dark, half an hour, a heart attack and two strokes later.

He's grounded for the next 278 years. :grr:

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Rosemary2205

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Fri Jan-12-07 08:16 PM
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1. I did that to my dad once.

I was an hour late. In dad's newish car, out driving alone in an unexpected blizzard. -- I was late because I was driving incredibly slow and extra superduper careful of Dad's newish car. He came all unglued when I got home.

can I help it he loves me???? :)

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Fri Jan-12-07 08:21 PM
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2. Oh, yeah; the Great Cat Escape... Got that t-shirt a few months ago:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=243&topic_id=21483

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kedrys

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Fri Jan-12-07 08:24 PM
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3. Good story - thanks for the link!

I bet Milo hasn't been anywhere near the door since then...or has he...?

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Fri Jan-12-07 08:43 PM
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4. Milo can be a bit thick -- he still hangs around the door,

looking for a chance to bolt. Fortunately, it's been kind of cold and snowy lately, and that puts him off. Doesn't like to get his delicate little pawsies cold.

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