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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 02:44 AM
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Man, when *I* was a n00b
people made me run laps, get coffee and say "Sir, yes sir!"



And they gave me wedgies. x(
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anti-everything Donating Member (627 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 02:46 AM
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1. coffee...hell...
I'd make 'em get me beer. I like coffee too though.
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Pretty Go Pale Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 02:49 AM
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2. Missing all that attention, huh?
Could maybe sign up with a new nic?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 02:53 AM
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3. You were, are and always will be...
a n00b.

Now go get me a drink, ya slacker. And something to nosh on, m'k?

I said NOW, peon!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 02:56 AM
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4. ...
:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 02:58 AM
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5. There're a lotta things I'll do
Y'know, before going to falleth upon pride 'n' all that.



But I gotta draw the line at this "peon" bit.

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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:07 AM
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6. Would that you are being insolent?
I rather hope not, as that would require much punishment and a spanking...and you know how I hate to do that.:evilgrin:

Ok, what shall I refer to you as then whilst you fetchest my noshes?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:24 AM
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8. Anything but 'Angel Drawers'
I've always hated that one. :grr:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:29 AM
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10. Snuggums? nt
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:34 AM
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12. I thought
you were being the Dom. You should just give me a name.



C'mon. Get with the pRogram. :eyes:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:42 AM
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13. I did!
And you didn't like it. I was trying to be empathetic to your peon aversion.


Ok, hmmmmmm Darn, dicksteele is already taken....

Let's see now...Slave? Peasant? Hey, you with the penis?

I guess I'll have to sleep on it.
:evilgrin:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:44 AM
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14. If you're gonna sleep on it
I'll fluff it up a little. Maybe put another blanket on it.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:20 AM
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7. You mean you're not a virgin, er, n00b???
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:27 AM
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9. Shhhh!








I really have only 56 legitimate posts; the rest are bots. Don't say nothin'.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:29 AM
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11. Okay. I'll be vewy, vewy, qwiet.....
:P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-13-07 03:45 AM
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15. *gives Rex a wedgie*
Go get me coffee!

:D
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