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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:00 PM
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Keeley Hazell
Who here thinks british model Keeley is the hottest girl ever? They just released a video of her and her ex-boyfriend, its awesome!

Anyone else agree? I'm totally in love with her.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:04 PM
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1. After a Google Image search, I can say...
She's got a very lovely face but boobs that are as authentic as my hair color.
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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:17 PM
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2. no way
You can check wiki or anywhere else, she is all natural. She's not thin, so her breasts are well suited for her body.

She's the page 3 girl in the UK, she's gorgeous, and def deserves a chance to come over here and make it in Hollywood!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:25 PM
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4. Sure she's thin. She's just not emaciated.
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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:38 PM
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8. not thin
She's not thin, her chest is proportional to her body.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:46 PM
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9. Yes, she's thin. I'm not sure how you could think she's not.
This is one of the only "safe" pictures I could find of her. This isn't thin?

http://dzentelman.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/2%20Keeley+Hazell_111386.jpg
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:52 PM
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11. Yep, a real porker there.
I'm no expert, so I'm more than willing to concede to those who consider her endowment real.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:54 PM
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12. I saw pictures where she was wearing less than in this one...
Let's just say they "hang" like natural breasts. I believe they're real. I just can't believe her being described as "not thin"!

(BTW - so you're saying your hair color isn't natural?!)
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:57 PM
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13. BWA!
I love it when strangers note the similarity between my eldest's hair color and mine. Yep, I dye my hair to match my kid. No shame there.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:24 PM
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3. I don't know, PP. I also just did a Google image search...
and they look pretty real to me. I can't post the picture in question here, though.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:31 PM
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6. I've probably been watching too many episodes of Nip/Tuck.
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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:37 PM
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7. she's popular
She's wicked popular in Britain, a national treasure. For us men who visit pop sites like defamer, or gawker, etc. they always talk about her. She's a goddess.

She doesn't want to do playboy because she doesn't want to show her nana, and in the video, when the camera zooms out and down, she covers her face, which i think is kinda weird cuz if she was smart enough to cover her face, she should have covered the rest of herself.

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:49 PM
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10. Solely in the interest of internet accuracy I looked into this
and she is natural with a UK bra size of 32E according to wiki.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:25 PM
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5. Yeah, I saw that video
She's got it going on.
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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 09:29 PM
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16. her video
Her video isn't as good or as long as paris's video, but I'd choose Keeley over the skanky paris any day of the week.
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 08:59 PM
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14. Just finished watching that video
gorgeous woman all over
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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 09:28 PM
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15. video
The second part of the video doesn't show much, but the sound is very good.

I downloaded a copy of someone video recording their computer monitor, so the quality sucks.

But the direct feeds are good quality.
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Awsi Dooger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 10:49 PM
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17. Her FHM video is terrific
The one with 5 or 6 different segments and she talks throughout the first one, mostly about her boobs. Very playful personality.

Her written response last week was very impressive in spots, when a right wing British politician identified her as part of the Green movement, or something like that.

I felt sick for her on Sunday when I heard about the release of the sex video. Supposedly she was betrayed by a former boyfriend who took the video camera on holiday last summer. I went to her MySpace page and the comments were revolting. She apparently adds almost everyone who requests it, more than 14,000, and some of the lowlifes were abusing it with condemning remarks.

For some reason I watched the damn thing. Predictably boring as hell, similar to all porn, IMO. Almost nothing notable other than the oral sex at the beginning. I really needed to watch some guy's ass filling the screen for the last half of the video.

My biggest disappointment was Keeley is fully shaved. That turns me off beyond description, in person and in pics/videos. To me it's an unnatural boring cart path look and I have no idea why women in this era think it's preferable. I find it grotesque. I realize that probably goes against the norm but I'm hardly alone since Playboy finally featured a normal pubic area in Nicole Voss last August and the reader reactions were overwhelmingly positive.

Oh yeah, as a gambler I'll wager any amount that Keeley's chest is the real thing. Silicone never threatened perfection like that.
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jcrew2001 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-16-07 11:48 PM
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18. shaving
I think she's shaved because of her modeling, which requires skimpy bathing suits and panties, so there really wouldn't be much room for hair. She probably gets a brazilian wax.
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