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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 05:15 PM
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If I put matcom on super nuclear ignore, will he stop stalking
my daughter? I mean, it's getting a little tedious. Every morning, every night, there he sits in his leather chaps on his scooter *hoping* to catch a glimpse of poor little TeenMidlo as she goes about her daily routine.

Oh, and he climbs up on the roof, too.

Do you think it will work, or should I just despair that I will need to resort to the flamethrower like I was going to in the first place?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 05:16 PM
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1. I say go with the flamethrower.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 05:17 PM
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2. *sigh* that's what I was afraid of.
But, that WILL mean a new roof.

:(
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 05:38 PM
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3. just move her car and he'll get confused
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 05:38 PM
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4. No.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 05:43 PM
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5. my chaps will repel your flamethrower
so I vote you use that. then i'll recommend my roofing company to you and get a kickback after you hire them to replace your roof. of course, that will probably take 2 days so i'll be able to peer into TM's bedroom through the rafters for an evening *BONUS*

then i'll take the money made from your roofing job kickback and buy a scooter side car so TM can safely ride with me. then we are taking a long weekend in the Hamptons.

so.... I say go for it! :thumbsup:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:23 PM
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7. you really thought this through huh?
:popcorn:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:28 PM
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8. only partially
i mean the reservations are made at the Hampton's nude resort but I haven't picked out the side-car color yet
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:15 PM
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6. Aim flamethrower at.....
gas tank on scooter while he's on it.

(But first take pics of him with chaps on. I've always wanted to see that. :P )
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:29 PM
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9. sans thong I presume?
:7
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:43 PM
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10. Urrr, ummmm......

yes :blush:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:46 PM
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11. Can I get your daughter's cell number?
I promise I won't give it to matcom.

I might, however, relay a message or two from that perv.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:52 PM
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12. you should be asking ME for it
:rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:54 PM
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13. See? That's what I get for trying to operate on the "down-low".
I'm never going to offer to be your wingman again.

:cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:56 PM
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14. dude I appreciate the effort here but...
in addition to her cell number, might you be interested in the photos she already sent me? :D
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:58 PM
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17. Ummm.....I'm listening.....
:yoiks:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:57 PM
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15. You are ALL just sick, sick disgusting people.
And I'm TELLING!

Um...just how old is TeenMidlo anyway?
Hypothetically speaking.
Just a matter of passing curiosity.
Not a big deal.
;-)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:58 PM
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16. old enough in most European countries
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:02 PM
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23. 16 1/2. And, so in answer to your question
NO. SHE IS NOT LEGAL. At least not in this house.

matcom is a perv. But you knew that.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 08:04 AM
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24. if you lived in a different country....
you'd have had her married off by now (for the dowry of course)
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 08:05 AM
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25. Okay, but you have to take the barking dachshund, too.
It's trash day here and she's been barking since 5AM

Just give her to DS1.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 08:08 AM
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26. he'll appreciate the gift
he hasn't made it to the grocery store yet
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 06:59 PM
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18. *THUD*
that was me falling off the couch howling in laughter!!! BFF, you slay me!!! Thanks for the laugh! :hug: :loveya: :yourock: Pst, get the flame thrower!!! :rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 07:00 PM
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19. Hey bebe!


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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 07:04 PM
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20. hey Blue! I'll return the favor!
just so happens Mrs Matcom is FREE the weekend i'll be in the Hamptons

*hint hint*
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 07:08 PM
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21. Why not? I can bat clean-up.
Or if you prefer (you American League dummy) I can be the DH.

(OK.....I suppose this is starting to get "gopsux-sexy-weird"...)

:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 07:09 PM
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22. DH???

PAPI!!!!!

:rofl:
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