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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 07:38 PM
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Henry here: I hate nailpolish. (indulge me)
I hate George Bush. He has a big clay hat that drips over his head. His teeth are green he smells like gasoline.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:23 PM
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1. Kick for Da Poopstah.
He loves watching the view number go up. He's only seven.
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:25 PM
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2. Shouldn't Henry be in bed?
:shrug:

But, of course, I totally agree with his statement...
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:41 PM
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4. He went to bed at eight.
I really wish he'd think of something more witty to post but what're ya gonna do? :shrug:
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QMPMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:26 PM
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3. Henry, you are a very smart boy! I am not fond of
George Bush either. Not many people here are. You have found the right group of people to hang out with.

Now, about this nail polish thing? What's that all about? Why do you hate it?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:42 PM
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5. I think one of the "cute" girls at school wears it.
He told her she looked good in her high heels and she stomped on his foot with one of them. Scarred forever, he is.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:43 PM
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6. Aw, she likes him!
young love. sigh.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:44 PM
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8. That's what we told him at the time!
A few days later she asked to sit next to him on the bus and he turned her down because he had a prior arrangement with "Katie." Nail-polish girl started to cry!
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QMPMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:44 PM
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7. Aww! Tell Henry it'll all be okay. That girl is just not as mature as
he is and she'll regret stomping the foot of a Jr. DU'er.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:46 PM
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10. See #8. She's already suffered for it.
I think it was unintentional on Henry's part but you never know. He's a crafty little weasel.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:46 PM
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9. Hi Henry: I Love Nail Polish
not on me particularly, but hey

I agree with you on George * (I can't even say his name anymore)

He's disgusting and he smells like gasoline because he drinks it, or at least oil, because he's addicted to oil.

:shrug:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:47 PM
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11. But does he wear a clay hat?
He will like your comment!
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 10:50 PM
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12. He does indeed wear a clay hat
and he has feet of clay!

He's a real nowhere man

who would he be if his daddy weren't named the same thing as he is?

Just another punk failed businessman, drinking gasoline out of a glass jar.
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:17 PM
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13. Yo, Henry
You are right in so many ways, but gasoline smells a lot better than the Bushter. :)
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:26 PM
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14. Henry is very wise
and so are you :pals:
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:29 PM
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15. Of course he is
Has a good teacher. :yourock:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:37 PM
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17. ...
:blush: Aw, thanks...
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:32 PM
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16. Did You Tell Him About Bush's Oil Addiction?
he needs to know crimmie

he can't go on without knowing anymore

Rofl
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:38 PM
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18. He went to bed promptly at eight and I've been kicking the thread
for him. I'll read aloud anything that it's appropriate for him to hear. He could read it himself of course, but somebody might mention monkey balls and then there would be no end to his questions. :P
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:45 PM
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19. You just mentioned monkey balls
just tell him that they are a type of ball that monkeys play with at the zoo.

lie to him criminalson, you can do it. it's appropriate for him to hear about bush's addiction to oil and is pilfering of everything that is good in the world. and the destruction of is clay hat.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:48 PM
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20. There is no possible way he does not know.
Tonight my fifteen-year-old daughter came up to me and my husband as we were talking and said, "I just want to thank you for raising me the way you have. To be thoughtful and not stupid, and not to be a Republican. And I think you because I'm pretty." LOL. All of my kids are politically aware and outspoken enough that there have been moments of trouble at school. They're the best, and so are you :hug:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 11:51 PM
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21. I'm The Best?
so are you...
:hug:
and your kids are too no doubt. I'm sure you have good, liberal minded kids. if they change now, it isn't your thing.
I took some ambien and I may be hitting this 'window' you speak of the computer is looking funny, like the typing on it is standing out from the led screen
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 12:06 AM
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22. Jump through the window and go to bed!!!!
We will no doubt all be here tomorrow, waiting to hear from you. :hug: GO TO BED! Lisa commands it.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 12:10 AM
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23. ther might be other factors here
that can't be explained
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 12:12 AM
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24. Can't be explained because you don't want to explain them
or can't be explained because you are no longer capable of typing the word "there"?
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 12:17 AM
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25. yes to both ;)
:evilgrin:


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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 12:24 AM
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26. Oh Lord.
I'm here to help you (almost) any way I can.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 12:31 AM
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27. Well you might have to let this one go LOL
:evilgrin:
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