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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:10 PM
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Just 4 more cc's of silicone and tit bits would cover the walls
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Iavnka Trump - may she be slightly less deplorable that daddy.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:11 PM
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1. Ivanka Trumpalot?
She has big eyes :)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:19 PM
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8. Well, that rhymes with Ivana... eh, nevermind!
:rofl:
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:23 PM
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11. Sounds like a Bond girl name, Alotta Fagina
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:14 PM
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2. Is she expecting a flood?
That might explain buying flotation devices. :rofl:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:14 PM
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3. She's expecting a flodd.
Double d's.
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:15 PM
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5. LOL
:rofl:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:15 PM
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4. IBTL
Love the close rhyme of "tit" with "bits," by the way.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:18 PM
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6. we would also have accepted bits-o'-tits
there's no reason to lock this IMHO
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:19 PM
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7. By the time she's 35, she'll have to replace the silicone with helium...
:yoiks:
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:21 PM
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9. She better be careful if she jogs
she'll get a black eye.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:23 PM
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10. But if she trips, they'll act as (cheap?) shock absorbers...
:yoiks:
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:24 PM
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12. She'll easily bounce back from that
:groan:
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:25 PM
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13. She's going to have some serious back problems.
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:25 PM
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14. I'm surprised her doctor couldn't talk her out of those things
Edited on Wed Jan-17-07 08:26 PM by Momgonepostal
Those implants are WAY too big for her smaller frame.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:26 PM
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16. I'm sure The Donald intervened
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5thGenDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:26 PM
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15. Old joke around here
Q: "What's big and green and has a million tits?"
A: "The dumpster behind Dow Corning."
John
Dow Corning made the silicone for the -- oh, never mind.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-17-07 08:31 PM
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17. She's a really cute girl
I assume they aren't real? I wouldn't know, but I imagine it's saline in there, not silicon.
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