MISS PORN USA ‘EXPOSED’ AS VIRGIN, ACCUSED OF LABIAL LIP SYNCHING

In the latest and perhaps most explosive scandal to roil the world of beauty pageants, the reigning Miss Porn USA has been “stripped” of her title, based on accusations that she labially lip-synched her on-screen performances.

Pageant officials are currently awaiting medical tests to confirm if the young woman, referred to as “XXX” to protect her identity, is really a virgin, which would also violate the by-laws of the Miss Porn USA Pageant.

Scandalous photos of Miss XXX are also circulating on the Internet, that show her sipping ice tea at a church social, and leaving with a chaperone.

Donald Trump, who owns the rights to the Porn Pageant, appeared at a hastily called press conference to announce that Miss XXX should be given a “first chance” to lose her virginity.

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:shrug:

Still pretty unfunny, though. x(