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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-18-07 01:46 PM
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Hey Lounge! USDA interrogation:
1. How many servings of dairy have you consumed today?
It depends, does each OREO I dipped in milk count as a serving?

2. How many servings of fruits and veggies have you consumed today?
I had some green apple gum to cleanse my palate after I ate OREOS.

3. Protein? Are you getting enough protein?
Let's see..Chicken is protein.
Chicken is white and firm.
The filling in OREOS is white and firm.
THEREFORE: The filling in OREOS is protein.

4. How are you set on whole grains today?
The OREOS were made with flour...

5. Are you limiting your intake of fats and refined sugar?
Yes. Definitely..I ran out of OREOS.
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