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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:36 AM
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:11 AM
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1. Oh, geeeeeze....
women aren't hard to figure out at all. Ask any of us and we'll tell you exactly what we want. It's y'all that are difficult.

:eyes:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:19 AM
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3. I don't think this is about figuring y'all out
I think it's about not having to bother figuring y'all out. :eyes:
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:22 AM
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5. ....
bother, huh?

That's half the fun.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:24 AM
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6. I know
Thus the eyeroll.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 06:41 AM
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7. YES
the fact that we aren't one-size-fits-all is what throws off most men
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 10:03 AM
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13. How to impress both sexes
How to Impress a Woman
Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer.

(I always qualify that one by saying I don't drink beer...)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 10:12 AM
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14. Bringing it can't hurt though
:D
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:51 PM
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25. Good hearty stuff
like Harp or Guiness, not that pisswater they make here. Rolling Rock :shudders:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:14 AM
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2. but I LIKE using lame pickup lines
My current favorite is "If I was a dog I'd be humping your leg"

It never works for picking up a woman, but the looks on their faces are worth it
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 02:20 AM
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4. You don't need a wingman
You need a spin doctor.

:rofl:
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Crazy Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:04 AM
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9. I fell out of my chair laughing
:rofl:

But I'm okay now
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DixieBlue Donating Member (504 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:16 PM
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17. Were I single, that would work on me.
I like bad pickup lines.

Another good, cliched thing, is when a man takes my smoke out of an ashtray and smokes it. It makes me laugh, as do the bad pick up lines, which is the way to my heart.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 06:56 AM
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8. The secret is attractive and intelligent women are mostly looking for attractive and intelligent men
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Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:39 PM
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18. .....who happen to be Bill Gates......
I'm DOA on all accounts.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:07 PM
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23. shit...
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CactusJock Donating Member (67 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:16 AM
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10. so, er, where are these fun yet FREE places i can take my date?
i think that would really impress any lady - being careful with money shows that you can be a good provider and therefore a suitable mate.

yup, nothing gets my lady hotter than frugality. yeah baby, check out my coupons!
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Nickster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:53 PM
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26. I find it works much better when you ask for her half of the bill and then throw a coupon on top of
that. Then I insist that the coupon savings come off of my half of the bill. Heck, it's only fair right? :rofl:
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hickman Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 07:18 AM
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11. Oh for the freakin love of Mike.
Women aren't hard to figure out. Treat us with the respect you give your best buddy. I'm old school though. I never needed all that "how much do you love me and tell me how you feel about me" crap. The 2 men I have loved in my life treated me like an equal. No games, no special treatment, just appreciation. On the other hand the only man I ever married wanted me to be his parent/whore. I ran.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 09:03 AM
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12. Also, learn the secret handshake and get a free decoder ring.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:14 PM
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16. wouldn't it be easier to buy some of those pheremones?
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 11:36 AM
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15. "Get women through hypnosis!"
Cure disease with water, win ir Iraq, by closing your eyes and wishing hard, etc.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:45 PM
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19. Oh, damn! The secrets of women are going to be revealed!
How in the world are we going to trap and manipulate you guys now, if all of our secrets are getting told? Oh, the HUMANITY!

*sob*
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 12:51 PM
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20. But Wait! There's More!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:07 PM
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22. If you order today, we'll DOUBLE your offer. Just pay separate shipping and handling.
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:06 PM
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21. No thanks. I'm happy with my Hypno-Specs.
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Hell Hath No Fury Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:48 PM
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24. Some of Dave's "wisdom"...
<>

What. A. Jackass.

This is a man who has NO clue about women! :rofl:

If a man acted the way he is proposing they did, I would be running so damn quickly from him, I would be nothin' but a blur.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 01:55 PM
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27. Up to the first knuckle on your index finger
and curl the finger back towards you.

Lesson OVER
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 03:28 PM
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28. LOL
:blush: what are you doing later tonight?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 03:44 PM
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29. :P
:P
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