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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 05:07 PM
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Redneck pickup lines
1. Did you fart? Cause you blew me away!

2. Your parents must be retarded 'cause you sure are special!

3. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I betcha I can make your bedrock!

4. My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in!

5. Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

7. I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

8. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 05:26 PM
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1. Git in the truck, woman!
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 05:32 PM
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2. Relax, there ain't no cars coming.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-19-07 05:43 PM
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3. Locking.
Let's not do this.



Call Me Wesley
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