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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:45 AM Original message |
Lawyer Joke Thread |
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CBGLuthier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
1. What do you call 1000 lawyers over a cliff? |
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gristy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
2. Some of the most talented people I know are lawyers |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:52 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. I'm going to hear them all sooner or later |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 11:25 AM Response to Reply #2 |
13. We know how to laugh at ourselves. |
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newyawker99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:04 PM Response to Reply #2 |
14. Congrats gristy!! 300 posts |
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LoneStarLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:50 AM Response to Original message |
3. A friend of mine... |
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newyawker99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:05 PM Response to Reply #3 |
15. Congrats LoneStarLiberal!! 100 posts |
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punpirate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
4. Okay... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
6. A guy sees his lawyer on the street. |
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northernsoul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 11:13 AM Response to Reply #6 |
11. that one, I like! |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
7. here ya go |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
8. You know the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? |
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Loonman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
9. 2 fer |
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section321 (632 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
10. Q: Why don't sharks eat lawyers? |
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zizzer (575 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
12. true story but funny |
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HalfManHalfBiscuit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
16. Why do lawyers wear their ties so tight? |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
17. I've been waiting for an opportunity! |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:36 PM Response to Original message |
18. I heard that research labs are using lawyers . . . |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
19. What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer in the road? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
20. What's The Difference Between a Lawyer and a Rooster? |
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sam sarrha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-03 11:22 PM Response to Original message |
21. a friend of mine said he wouldn't be happy until he had strangled |
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