Flamebait!

How long will this last?

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:hi:

:popcorn:

Luckily, I've sworn off the Olive Garden, at least until the next time.

a. eating at Olive Garden in the first place, and b. for swearing never to eat at Olive Garden again, when c. you obviously can't help yourself!!!1!!

Let the flamefest begin!

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between posts? I bet you are. I know you type. You can't take what I've got to say and after every post you log me out. Weel, lets see if this doesn't get me put on superignore!! Hm!

You're just one letter away from MONSANTO, one of my least favorite companies.

Be careful on those motorcycles. My 48-year-old stepson just bought on and went from Boston to Baltimore. He checked in with us periodically along the way.

In peace,

Radio Lady

You live in Portland, one of my favorite cities in the world. I lived there for ten years, until 1994. Always missed it since, rarely been back.

I'm no company (in any way).

I am careful on those motorcycles. Thanks for the kind word of caution. I've been riding for 34 years and am only 10 years older than that. Lotta time. Lotta miles.

Don't rightly know (bein' a west coaster for life) how far it is from Boston to Balmer, but I've been on many 3,000.+ mile road trips and here I am.

Flying to D.C. for peace, friday.

Monty

the shittiest movie ever??? What is wrong with some people?

was it? I'll go away now.

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:hi:

:D

:D

I said this the other day elsewhere here. I wouldn't call * douchebag because in my puerile 40+ to 50- culture douchebag is a term of endearement, not of hatred, used for greetings as well as partings. "good morning douchebag." "good morning asswipe." etc. "Have a good weekend douchebag." "o.k., you too cumsack." " you gonna give your mom a Dirty Sanchez this weekend?" "my mom's dead, fucker" "That never stopped you before." "true." You gonna go home and huff your own taint?" "probably, what else is there?" "right, o.k., see you monday."

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My first time using that phrase :)

:woohoo:

How LostinVA has been jumping in IBTL a lot tonight. :)

Hey ... that offends me! I never get to do that first. **stomps and walks off**

:rofl:

typist in the East or something.

IBTL -- tickles me for some reason.

:rofl:

I just got it.

:banghead: :rofl: :spank:

There...insta-flame-grenade


ps: My dog stands behind that notion 100%...I on the other hand do not, a partisan issue which neither of us is likely to back down from! Good thing I get to use the handle end of the leash, huh?

chase dumb cats. It must be true what you have said.

how a dog of equal size to a cat might feel??

Now I ask you...how sensible is that? Cats on the other hand are natural ambushers, they will strike when the time suits them...or not if that is how they feel. Dog's rarely plan things out like that...when opportunity knocks they respond, consequences be damned!

but how does a 90# dog go against a 90# cat, when forced? Or does the cat retire then?

Also, cats don't give a flying fuck for consequences when it comes to other cats. Other animals, yes, but other cats, no.

should only be considered admirable if it is the LAST post before lock. I'm offended by IBTL when it is the third post in 250 posts. I think I should take my riding crop to those who IBTL prematurely, and reward those who IBTL very last with my riding crop!!!!11!

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you get SPANKED if you are premature, and you get spaaaaannnkked if you are perfectly on time. Make sense? Right!

:evilgrin:

Either way I might like it too much!

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;)

:bounce:

:eyes:

Using my Dell Laptop, I reflect on the day I purchase this outsource assembled computer at a Best Buy which is located in a suburban area of my red voting state. I was driving my black 11 mpg Chevy Silverado with my number 3 license plate on it down the street when I dropped by 3rd closest starbucks a mile from my 3 story vinyl siding 3000 sq ft house to get a cup of hot chocolate. I don't drink the fancy coffee from coffee houses cause only radiohead listening liberals hang out there. After I'm thru the drive thru I head on over to the home depot to buy some a bunch of stuff I don't really need.

I then head to the movie theater to see Larry The Cable Guy starring in Health Inspector and I'm in luck I have the theater room to myself sweet. I saw a line outside when I pulled up I figured the group of guys who were really friendly to me when I asked them if they wanted to see Larry's movie, they said they were there for "Brokeback Mountain" a cowboy movie someday soon, I asked if John Wayne was in it, they said no. Maybe I'll go see this brooks N Dunn Movie, after I got out of Health inspector, them guys must of been really moved by it cause I saw them in brassing in the parking lot after the movie. Maybe I'll bring Steve and Rick my bowling buddies to see that movie, Like Washington says you have to spend money to arrouse the economy and that's what I'm trying to do.

My next stop is Olive Garden, which was great as usual, the only place to find real Italian Food, I might be a proud american, but I'm cultured as well.

After this I got to work off some calories, I need a place with a lot of room to walk So I head over to Mega Ultra Super Jumbo walmart that just opened right next door to the now closed small Ultra Super Jumbo Walmart, I need to buy some Hunt's Ketchup for my cookout later that night, I don't use Heinz cause that damn John Kerry owns the company.

Finally I call it a day of being an american comsumer, right after I head to the following stores, K-mart, Kohls, Target, Sears Hardware, Borders, Auto Zone and finally Best Buy.

aroused!

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:(

I'm putting y'all on super duper double duper ignore!!

:P

Was that good enough?

Blue

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!

I could use a good bonfire!

:hi:

just checking;)

any thoughts you care to share? :hi:

Hope you are not Temporary!

:hi:

A Woody Allen film festival and a screening of Fat Actress.

Red, White, or Orange?

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I love that in a person!

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couldn't be! :shrug:

:P

good ole charlie would never do such a thing!

Sclangekopf

leukorreah!!

intromittent organ and waves it in your general direction!!!11!

a dingleberry!!

I last longer. :P (My thread is bigger too! :spray: )

you can prove it!

Real-life demonstration.

How far do pictures go for ya, though I will say I've never had any complaints... (by people interested in men at any rate... the others are, as far as I am concerned, obviously irrelevant. :D )

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:hi:

:hug: :loveya: