I've decided to become a lesbian... - Democratic Underground

driver8

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:38 PM
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I've decided to become a lesbian...

I have one question, though. Do you have to be a woman for this to work?

That might be a problem.

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achtung_circus

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:41 PM
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1. Not at all.

The "girls" at work tell me that I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. The actual lesbians are fighting about who should get the toaster oven.

The new "girl" doesn't know how to deal with this- I'm convinced that she believes I'm gay.

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driver8

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:44 PM
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2. Hey -- I like that!

"A lesbian trapped in a man's body."

Maybe that's what I am!!

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achtung_circus

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:54 PM
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6. Well we can do the test.

Question 1: Are you a man?

if yes, proceed to question 2,

Question 2: What do you think of this?

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Ghost in the Machine

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:05 PM
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11. This would be more appropriate...

After all, we all know that the skull & crossbones is the international sign for danger. And we all know how dangerous a woman's body is... they suck us in with their sweetness, entice us with their bumpy bits... then they hook us for life! We can't live without it! :rofl:

You've been warned! :evilgrin:

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driver8

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:08 PM
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13. Me Likey!

What did I win??

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achtung_circus

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:31 PM
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17. Tell the man what he's won, Vanna!!

Well, Pat, our contestant has won private lesbian lessons from our special tutor.

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chknltl

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:18 PM
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16. OMG..what pretty eyes

reccomended...kicked...bookmarked...drooled on..oh hell, I've turned into a d.o.f.*

(*dirty-old-fart) :cry:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:45 PM
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3. Dude, lesbianism isn't a choice

You have to be initiated.

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driver8

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:47 PM
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4. I almost got initiated once...

Some lesbians I work with took me out to a dance club with them. (Very fun, by the way.)

I thought I was "in like Flynn" but they made me use the men's room in the gay club next door.

I knew then that I would never be initiated into that club.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:52 PM
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5. Yeah, I know

Edited on Mon Jan-22-07 10:00 PM by Oeditpus Rex

I keep hoping if I wear the Captain Suckup costume around Haruka and LIVA and Buffy et al, they'll at least make me an Honorary Lesbian. But it's not lookin' too good.

Edit: Got some states mixed up. :blush:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:56 PM
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7. LostinVA is off her computer for the night, but she just told me...

that she'll sleep on it and let you know in the morning.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:01 PM
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10. She the one in charge?

Can you call her and ask her what she wants for breakfast in bed?

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:06 PM
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12. I'm on the phone right now, she says she wants...

Real French Toast with Real Maple Syrup
Applewood Smoked Bacon
Irish Breakfast Tea with milk
And Me

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:11 PM
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15. What time?

:shrug:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Tue Jan-23-07 01:19 AM
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22. She gets up around 5am, so I guess a bit after that.

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LostinVA

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Tue Jan-23-07 08:39 AM
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25. Where the hell was my breakfast in bed, Straight Man???

You have to try harder than that if you want to be a lesbian.

I don't think you're really serious about this, are you?

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montanto

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:56 PM
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8. change your avatar post haste!!

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AngryAmish

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Mon Jan-22-07 09:58 PM
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9. Wait, if you decide to do this...

do you get the toaster?

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leftofthedial

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:09 PM
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14. me too

seems like all the interesting women I meet are either:

completely nuts

married

or

lesbians

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RetroLounge

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:49 PM
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18. or in my case, all 3 combined

:rofl:

RL

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leftofthedial

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Tue Jan-23-07 12:16 AM
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21. ain't it the truth?

:shrug:

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Left Is Write

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:51 PM
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19. By definition, I guess it'd be easier that way.

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Generic Brad

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Mon Jan-22-07 10:52 PM
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20. Good luck with that

I hope you have a gay old time. (I have got to stop watching "The Flintstones")

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petronius

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Tue Jan-23-07 01:38 AM
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23. Men can be Lesbians. You just need to move here:

http://www.greekisland.co.uk.nyud.net:8090/maps/map_lesbos.jpg

(By the way - a Google image search for "Lesbos" is NSFW... :silly:)

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devilgrrl

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Tue Jan-23-07 01:44 AM
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24. Well, you do seem to have a "thing" for women...

kinda makes sense. :shrug:

:silly:

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