I just realized there's no 'light bulb' joke

Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:26 PM
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I just realized there's no 'light bulb' joke

Edited on Mon Jan-22-07 11:33 PM by Oeditpus Rex

for Monty Python fanatics.

This is gonna take some thought...

Edit: I think I've come up with the best possible answer. Let's see if anyone else thinks of it.

:evilgrin:

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Orrex

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:29 PM
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1. How many Python fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two.

One to fondle my buttocks, and one to fill my hovercraft full of eels.

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Left Is Write

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:32 PM
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2. We are the lightbulb-changers who say Ni.

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Left Is Write

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:33 PM
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3. Those aren't lightbulbs. You're using coconuts!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:34 PM
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4. LOL!

Not bad, not bad at all. :rofl:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:36 PM
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5. Tell me or I'll block you.

Edited on Mon Jan-22-07 11:37 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04

:rofl:

And NO, that is not my answer. :P

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:42 PM
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7. Oh, gee whillikers!

I've gotten stronger threats from the treasurer of the chess club.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:44 PM
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8. Fine, call my bluff.

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Little Wing

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:38 PM
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6. The light's not dead, it's restin

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qnr

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:45 PM
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9. No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bulb, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? n/t

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:46 PM
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10. Beautiful filamentage?

:rofl:

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qnr

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:53 PM
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12. heheh n/t

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RevolutionaryActs

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Mon Jan-22-07 11:49 PM
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11. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!.... ?

:shrug:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Tue Jan-23-07 12:00 AM
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13. Our chief weapon is surprise

...surprise and fear, fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... and nice new light bulbs � oh, bugger!

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