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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:01 AM
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Sadly, it has come to this.
I'm selling the MidloVan. It sits idly in the driveway begging for someone to drive it, to do more than back it out of the basketball pad so that BoyMidlo can shoot hoops.

I'm sorry MidloVan, but you're red. You served me well, but with the acquisition of the House AND Senate, I just couldn't drive you anymore. Hence the new, improved, BLUE MidloVan in the garage.

I shall be sorry to see you go, but not sorry for the not so much chump change thou shall bring me.


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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:03 AM
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1. MidloVan has 'The Gay'.
It'll never sell.

:D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:04 AM
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2. Shit. I never thought about that.
Does it wash off, do you think?
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:05 AM
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4. Try spraying around some Lysol.
That's the ticket.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:13 AM
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9. Just slap a Jesus fish on the back and it'll "pass"
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:15 AM
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11. It already has one.
A Catholic one.

Series. This is Hugh@@2111!!!
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:22 AM
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12. You're screwn, I think -- wait, I have it!
Get one of those little American flags for the antennae. That MIGHT work.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:23 AM
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13. What about some yellow support the troops ribbons?
Do you think that will help?
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:32 AM
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15. OOOOOH -- yes
And a Cracker Barrel sticker... I bet they have them.

(btw -- I found out Haruka likes CB's French Toast -- so, don't let her rag on you about liking their chicken and dumplings any more).
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:26 AM
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14. A couple of Chinese made, 'W athletic supporter' magnets...
Will take 'The Gay' right out of it.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:35 AM
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16. Yes! You're right!
I'll get right on it.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:04 AM
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3. The LIWvan is blue.
:)

And newly paid for!

:D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:06 AM
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5. Blue is my favorite color.
I had to wait a long time for a blue van. The last one had a tow package for Mr. Midlo's boat, which is why we had to get it in the first place.

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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:08 AM
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6. Sell it quick
before it turns lavendar. You think I'm kidding?
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:10 AM
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7. Isn't ULV (ultra-lavender ray) exposure irreversible?
mikey_the_rat
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:14 AM
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10. That's strictly a need to know basis, buddy.
And you need to know! }(
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-23-07 10:13 AM
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8. you could have used it to chase errant school administrators!
Edited on Tue Jan-23-07 10:13 AM by tigereye
I didn't really mean that, but it was fun to think.
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