The Wit and Wisdom of Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill was getting a bit tipsy at a hoity-toity social
dinner when the aging hostess, Lady Something-Hyphenated, said, "Winston,
you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you
are ugly, so fuck you."

At a similar function, the aging hostess remarked, "Winston, if you
were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big
man replied, "Shut the fuck up."

Then there was the time at the Potsdam Conference when President Truman
barged into Churchill's room demanding to see him immediately. WC's
valet protested that the Prime Minister was in the bath. "I don't care,"
Truman retorted, "get him out here!" So Churchill burst into the room,
dripping wet and stark naked, and intoned, "What are you staring at, homo?"

What ya been smoking?

"Winston,you're drunk!" To which Churchill replied, "I may be drunk, but you
are ugly, tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly".

"Winston, if you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee." To which the big
man replied, "and Madam if I were your husband, I would drink it".

Shaw - Play Opening Tonight, have enclosed two tickets, bring a friend, you feckin' douchebag, if you have one

Churchill - Fuck You you Irish Cocksucker, I'm busy tonight. Will come to tomorrow's performance, if you have one......

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and said "Fuck you, you homo."



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I don't remember them posting here in such numbers in years past . . .

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It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash

Redstone