How many of the IMDB's bottom 100 have you seen?

I've seen at least 2 or 3...

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

but I have kids, and they choose the rentals...

Thomas and the Magic Railroad is NOT that bad...

RL

From Justin to Kelly (2003)
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)

I can't believe I saw Balero

We got stoned and watched it to laugh at it. Even stoned, it sucked.

:bounce:

I guess this is a good thing...

I'm sure they cut up on these two: Manos, and I Accuse My Parents.

Also Eeegah. My all time MST favorite, though, is "Mitchell" (whacka-chucka, whacka-chucka, Mitchell! Living high on the sandwich! Mitchell!)

I've seen some real stinkers on USAir. Recently, it was some country star in a BAD movie about him trying to reconnect with the daughter he left when he knocked up her mom and then left town.

:cry:

And I've definitely seen movies worse than those five, too.

I saw the first two "3 Ninjas" when I was a kid. I didn't even know they had made a third one.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112255/ is the third one.

:blush:

See, I am behind the times.

But in reviewing, I noticed a movie that we should recommend to underpants, just because of the title:

...I feel so proud now.

cheers

I've seen so many cheap 'n' cheesy horror movies in my time that I thought it would be more than that.

The only ones I regret giving my time to are Battlefield Earth and the Rollerball remake. The others are pure enjoyment, like The Horror of Party Beach, Track of the Moon Beast, Eegah, and so on.

"Glitter"... I disliked Mariah Carey and I knew it was a bomb. But I was in a relationship at the time and it was eother see the movie or end the relationship, eventually. :shrug:

#9 Chairman of the Board, which I kinda liked
and #77 Neverending Story III which was incredibly awful.

"Thomas and the Magic Railroad"--admittedly wretched for me, but my 3 year old was delighted to see a movie with his since-departed gps and me.

Sadly, I've seen three others on that list--and there was no other compelling reason to do so.

Gack.

I've seen a few others,

Santa Claus vs. the Martians
The Hellcats
Can't Stop The Music

Luckily I've avoided the rest or have managed somehow to block out the traumatic experience

From Justin to Kelly- I was SUPPOSED :grr: to get that for Christmas

but I guess I could have seen many that were even worse! Scary! :scared:

6. Santa with Muscles - Hulk Hogan as santa
10. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain - Hulk Hogan again with Loni Anderson as the villans
23. Glitter - Mariah Carey's debut movie
25. Cool as Ice - Vanilla Ice's debut movie
31. The Honeymooners - It's shit on way to much, if it wasn't called honeymooners it would be considered ok
38. Ed - It's a kids movie about a baseball player that is a monkey of course it's bad for adults
56. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector - I had a free pass to see, I didn't expect much to begin with

So, I can't really chalk that up to bad taste, can I?:shrug:

Doogal. And that was only because I took my nephew.

Actually, I've only seen like 70 of the top 250.

I'm really not a movie guy.

and only one. I felt for sure I would have seen more than that, but alas, even my taste in movies runs better than them.

The one I saw was "Rhinestone." My mother is a country music fan, and twenty two years ago, she and I went to see that. It really wasn't horrible, but I guess it (obviously) wasn't that good, either!

There were a few on the list that I noticed were ill-advised sequels. Some of these I've seen the far superior originals, and some were remakes, of which I've seen the original. I guess that goes to show you why there was never a sequel to Heaven's Gate or Waterworld!

As a gay leatherman, viewing The Village People was mandatory.

ALL of the character's lines are read by the narrator ("Jim tells the Sherriff to go to Hell!") with only one exception -- the single word "No!" is voiced by one of the actors. Either the sound quality was terrible, or the actors. There's one scene where the Terror (six sweating grips under something made from carpet scraps) is creeping along and one of the lights apparently blows, so that the lighting of the scene changes completely -- no retake, they just left it in!

I do kind of wish I had seen "Hercules in New York" -- Letterman played a clip from this when Ahnuld was a guest. Check out this description of one scene:

Arnold VS. The Bear in Central Park., 13 September 2004
Author: DarthVSith from United States

That scene is by far the funniest yet horrible scene in film legacy. Arnold is in a chariot with his date when somehow a bear is on the loose in Central Park. For no apparent reason he runs off to fight it. They cut to the bear, And it stands up. Clearly, you can imagine the trainer behind the camera saying "BEAR UP" and it stands up. Now when Arnold fights the bear, It is a man in a costume which looks like it was purchased in Harlem. The back of the mans neck is showing as clear as day while him (the bear) and arnold duke it out. The man is swinging his fists like a MILL. You just cant take your eyes off it. And if you do, you are missing out on the funniest man vs. man (in a animal costume) fight in Film PERIOD.

There's HEADLINERS here in the Lounge.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283054/

Oh, wait! That says, "THUNDERPANTS"!11!!

Ooops. My bad. Nevermind.

:yoiks:

as Sunday-morning movies on TV...

If it was made before 2000 I was probably high while watching it.

And I agree with all ten of them being on the list.

Rollerball (don't ask)
Teen Wolf Too (hey, the first one was funny)
Jaws: The Revenge (who DIDN'T see it.)
The NeverEnding Story III (my wife liked 1&2 and dragged me along...she also dragged me back out halfway through.
Ghoulies II (again, the first one was cute)
Battlefield Earth (I actually saw it to see if it was as bad as everyone said. It was)
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (Funny stand up, but not so funny on the big screen)
Gigli (Another one I can thank my wife for)
Glitter (Again with the wife)
Material Girls (But this one is my daughters fault. Hillary Duff was her idol)

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians sounds like a fun one though...I LIKE cheesy B movies.

Ghosts Can't Do It, Jaws: The Revenge, Teen Wolf Too, Rollerball

1. Leonard Part 6

2. Jaws the Revenge

3. Rollerball(2002) I thought it was mildy entertaining myselg

4. Police Academy, Mission to Moscow

5. Hercules in New York

:hi:

Watched it on TV as a kid. I knew it sucked but I loved it as camp. And this was before I came out.

Thanks to MST3K: Quest of the Delta Knights and The Horror of Party Beach

Thanks to morbid curiosity: Manos and Battlefield Earth

Pity me.

I feel better now...

though in my defense, every one of those were a complete waste of time and seen on television late at night--they were only slightly better than the informercials on other channels.

Son of Mask.

I liked it.

aA

It was fascinating that way! ;)

:o :thumbsup:

Due to my penchant for bad horror movies.

:rofl:

And I own Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, It's Pat, and Ed.