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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 12:47 PM
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Proof that there is no life on Mars!
The book says, "Men Are From Mars, . . ." etc.

Well, if that's true, there should be a few stragglers left, right?

Okay. Here's how the latest rover landing proves there's no (at least male) life on Mars.

When's the last time a guy got a brand-spankin' new lawn mower that all the other guys in the neighborhood didn't come over and "oo" and "awww" over?

And, if some sort of fireworks appeared in the sky, what guy can resist going over and seeing where it fell, and if he can get it to blow up?

I rest my case.

(kidding, I am a guy.)
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 12:59 PM
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1. When the Spirit rover moves out and
comes across an empty Budwiser can, you'll eat your words!!!

:toast:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 01:05 PM
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3. Remembering an old SF story
sci-fi, not San Fran.

Man had reached the nearest star. The first human ever to set foot on the first planet from this system was also the first man to find, inside a cave, the "Kilroy was here" graffitti.

Kilroy may indeed be there.
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 01:01 PM
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2. Let's see how many
pairs of socks and underwear it sweeps up. :-)
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tekriter Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 01:07 PM
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4. Don't forget the empty pizza boxes...
under the couch.


:beer:
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 01:50 PM
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5. Geez. Only riding mowers, thanks. Here's more.
We Guys are not so jaded that we like push mowers; it's riding mowers that are cool. Also:
Snowblowers (bigger than you need, of course)
Leaf blowers that tear your hands off.
Chain saws (my man, Red Green)
Cars from the '60s (always wanted a '68 Chevelle with the big engine -GTO, Mustang 2+2, Charger, anything with a big engine - that'll draw a crowd).
Electric football
Aurora Model Motoring racing set
Baseball card collection, 1960s
Comic books
Mad Magazine, 1960s
Frisbees
Ladies, take note. Any of these will draw a crowd of guys.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 01:58 PM
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6. Add 8-bit computers to that list. (nt)
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bratcatinok Donating Member (786 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 01:59 PM
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7. I've also found
if I wear tools as jewelry I can't find a big enough stick to beat the guys off with.

One mini-wrench earring - check
One mini-hammer earring - check
One socket pendant - check
One U shaped clamp bracelet - check
One hexagonal screw ring - check

Ok, I'm ready to go trolling!
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 02:06 PM
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8. My kind of girl!
And of course, don't forget sports. How 'bout what Bret Favre did after his father died, eh? Try it. You will be worshipped.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 02:55 PM
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10. just spray a little WD-40 on your wrists and cleavage
and every man within driving distance will find you.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 02:58 PM
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11. You left out cordless drills.
I sleep with mine.
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 02:49 PM
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9. There was an old sci-fi movie called "Mars Needs Women"
Why would Mars need women if men weren't there?
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-05-04 02:58 PM
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12. We already know there is a gigantic Chinese restaurant on Mars....
As proven by this photo of Mars....
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