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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 04:48 PM
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Poll question: The cops are still searching my neighbours... and I'm out of the shower
And need to get dressed for work... Should I give them a show?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 04:50 PM
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1. Ask them about the "buy one get one free" cavity search special!
You get 10% off if you bring your own lube.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 05:00 PM
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2. Don't shake that thing if 'Mas Que Nada' is still playing...
:D
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 05:01 PM
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3. Show us their mugshots.
One look and I'll know if they're dirty or not.
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 05:08 PM
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4. Show 'em the carpet.
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 05:55 PM
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5. Only if you'd really like to date one of them.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-25-07 03:48 AM
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8. I've always kinda wanted to date a female cop
But I have NEVER met one outside of work.
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 06:31 PM
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6. I dunno, send us pics and we'll let you know.
:P
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 07:07 PM
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7. Dude, if you don't go hit on the lady cop I'll never speak to you again.
There IS a lady cop, isn't there?! :D
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