Most disgusting uses of condiments?

I am talking about using condiments here, in food preparation/consumption.

Some examples of what I am talking about:

Dipping French Fries in Mayo = gross
Putting Ranch Dressing on Pizza = ewww
Ketchup in your Biscuits and Gravy = yarf!

I am not ripping on anyone who does those things, I am just saying they are really gross, to me, and I would never ever do them. (I have tried the above three, rather regrettably)

I am also guilty of weird use of condiments...

For example when I eat French Fries (Waffle Fries, Curly Fries, Steak Fries, etc.) and Corndogs, I mix together 2 parts Ketchup and 1 part Mustard and mix it up and dip the fries/corndogs in that.

I dip sausage in syrup (though I think a lot of people do)

Anyone else care to share your gross use of condiments and uses of them that gross you out?

I don't really do anything gross with condiments (that you know of...LOL :rofl:). I have an aunt, though, that puts ketchup on EVERYTHING---including dinner rolls. :puke: My mother sometimes pours a spoonful of salad dressing and eats it straight.

So disgusting.

:puke: I'll bet she knows my aunt... :rofl: I've seen my aunt put ketchup on rice, eggs, sushi (!), and all kinds of other foods. Dunno about oatmeal, but I wouldn't put it past her... :rofl:

and get some fries from a street stand and tell me mayo on fries isn't awesome.

Oh, it helps to visit a coffeeshop first, though.

I mean, duh?

stone-cold sober, everything in Amsterdam tastes good. The fries, the pastries, the coffee, the stroopwaffels, the Indonesian food...

i ate so damn many of those things in amsterdam. of course, that was usually after a trip to the coffeeshop. and amsterdam is what made me love mayo on my fries.

Better with fries than ours.

My Aunt eats them. Just white bread and mayo.:puke:

... my uncle eats yellow mustard and toast sandwiches daily.

Or, more correctly it should be called toast floating in mustard. :puke:

Ketchup and mustard sometimes mix, but I think ketchup is for kids with the sole exception of curly fries.

People look at me funny when I make a concoction of steak sauce and hot sauce, but it's very tasty.

Cole slaw should be illegal. Same goes for tarter sauce. Don't you touch my fries with that gotdamned cole slaw.

unless you're talking about coleslaw dressing....which I still wouldn't consider a condiment.

:P

Behold a Primanti Brothers sandwich, and fries are a condiment, too!


Actually, all of the things named in the original post are Pittsburgh traditions. Yeah, we eat weird (not me, the only condiment I like is ketchup).

I've heard of someone doing that, it was on a message board back in the old Fidonet days. Someone else would put gravy on pancakes. And they thought I was weird for eating fries with gravy.

And dipping fries in mayo! :puke:

my husband was the only oddball who put ranch dressing on pizza. The mere thought of it has just turned my stomach. I had no idea that other people did this too. :shrug:

who used to LIVE off crackers spread with single serving portions of ketchup and/or mustard he swiped from the lunchroom. he's probably got some nutritional defiency now...

Or my husband's favorite, sambal oelek in pea soup. (the sambal is a hot relish that makes tabasco look like water)

...the stuff is gross.

As a kid, when I was in Sweden we didn't have maple syrup, so we used a cooking syrup similar to corn syrup....it was the worst.

Cheers

in a bowl of chili... stir it up.... the actually EAT it! :puke: ........ ON PUPOSE! No gun to the head, children being held over balconies... nothing!

Me personally... I like hot McDonalds fries dipped in a chocolate milkshake... weird, huh?

I used to work with a lady that would dip plain potato chips in chocolate sauce.

You two would probably get along.

I like to crumble up plain potato chips over vanilla ice cream. It's yummy. *sigh* That salty and sweet and crunchy all in one bowl.

once slathered a 300 lb tranny with pickle relish and caramel sauce, then licked it off. I'd say that's the most disgusting.

I love fat trannies... it's Bill O'Reilly that grosses me out.

I think my brother took that "ketchup with a kick" commercial too seriously.

every chip, pretzel, etc into cottage cheese. In this use, I'm going with condiment. Some things aren't bad like that - Dorito's - but not every kind of chip thing you can find. He's a weirdo, but I love him anyway.