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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:03 PM
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Post an apropos of nothing, Larry King-style non-sequitur here.
Edited on Fri Jan-26-07 01:04 PM by slj0101
Remember his old column in USA Today, the one where he'd string together a web of unrelated crazy-talk? That's what I'm looking for. Horrible segues from one topic to another are a must.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:14 PM
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1. They don't have shows like That's Incredible on the air anymore
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:22 PM
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2. i was just taLking with my good friend j.d. saLenger over Lunch
in the city that they just don't make good corn dogs anymore. now, how about we hear from my LoveLy 18th wife.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:51 PM
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3. "You look up the definition of good mustard....
you'll find French's Mustard"

Several years ago, The Onion did a parody of a Larry King USA Today column. One of the funniest things
I've ever read in The Onion
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:54 PM
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4. ....
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33734

:rofl:
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:55 PM
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5. That's the one
A classic.

:rofl:
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:55 PM
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6. There's nothing like a steaming towel to make you forget your worries.
Thank you, United Airlines! You're doing the Lord's work!
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