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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:34 PM
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Poll question: How big is your ass?
Edited on Fri Jan-26-07 10:40 PM by LibraLiz1973
Just trying to lighten to mood!!
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:34 PM
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I'm already sick of all the house size shit, but I'll kick this for the title. - n/t
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:34 PM
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1. My ass is so big it swallowed Mr Whipple, the charmin guy (nt)
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:36 PM
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3. damn you... did u squeeze the charmin?
:rofl:
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:49 PM
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18. Heavenly bodies orbit my ass ....
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:35 PM
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2. Does Square Feet include the basement?
If so I messed up in my vote!
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:36 PM
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4. Ya gotta include the junk in the trunk!
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:37 PM
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5. EEWwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
:puke:
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smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:37 PM
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6. My ass is so big that when I sit around the house, I sit AROUND the house.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:38 PM
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8. Yeah, but do you sit AROUND Edward's house???
:rofl:
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:38 PM
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7. My Ass Casts A Great Shadow
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:39 PM
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9. It's huge--like a shelf--I can sit flower pots on it
But if you really want to know something personal...my titties are 44 long. I can even hold the nipples between my toes when I shower...it keeps them from being sucked down the drain.:evilgrin:
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:40 PM
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10. If there were a Nobel Prize for saucy threads, this oughta win.
:rofl:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:41 PM
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11. Not as big as Karen Hughes's ass.
Edited on Fri Jan-26-07 10:42 PM by Cleita
:evilgrin:
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kineneb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:41 PM
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12. ok, language nerd time: ass or arse?
Are we talking about four-legged beasts of burden or the large piece of flubber upon which we sit?

:evilgrin:

language nerd /off
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:42 PM
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13. Oxen-like
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meow mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:44 PM
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14. ITS HUGH!!SO SEREIS!!!!!!11
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:36 PM
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31. ok, that was my reply. i can go on break now... n/t
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stonecoldsober Donating Member (411 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:44 PM
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Try as I might, I can't even see my ass
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:44 PM
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15. The only thing bigger than my ass, is my ass's ego
it thinks its the decider
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Clinton_Co_Regulator Donating Member (194 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:45 PM
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16. Bigger than Sh*t?
:shrug:
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caraher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:47 PM
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17. My ass is three-dimensional... I measure it in cubic feet! nt
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RiverStone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:49 PM
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19. My ass is so big even my bathtub has stretch marks!
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:56 PM
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20. i weigh about 250, but my ass is 220
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:58 PM
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21. I've been told the size of my ass will keep me from being elected
:cry:
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flashlighter Donating Member (246 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:59 PM
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22. I have no ass cellulite. Because I can't see it.
hehehe!! :)
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Fierce Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 10:59 PM
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23. My ass is big. AND it's union made.
nt
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Gman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:02 PM
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24. Beats the hell out of Hillary and/or DLC polls
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Rebellious Republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:05 PM
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25. Got you all beat, go ahead feel free to caption away....


:wow:
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:05 PM
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26. haaaaaaaaa
:rofl:
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_dynamicdems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:30 PM
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28. Is it me or is that ass supposed to be....
Henry Kissinger?
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Rebellious Republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:48 PM
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33. yes most definitely, I see the resemblence....
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:16 PM
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27. All I can say is...
I wish I had the butt I had in high school.
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PresidentObama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:32 PM
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29. John Edwards, you devil you.
:evilgrin: That damn house and it's size has given us the first and hopefully last 'how big is your ass' thread.

My ass is quite lovely, thank you :)
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_dynamicdems Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 12:18 AM
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34. So is that what JK is applauding in that photo? LOL!
:rofl:
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:34 PM
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30. Big enough for the whole world to kiss...
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:36 PM
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32. LOL
whoop there it is!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 12:23 AM
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35. My ass has no morels!!11!!1
:hi:
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 12:29 AM
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36. I dunno exactly. How tall is Chimpy, and how much does he weigh?
:shrug:
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 01:49 AM
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37. Mine is so big I can park a car in the shade of it... n/t
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 02:53 AM
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38. I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass
and I'm all out of ass. :/
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 02:56 AM
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39. My ex-mother in law once told me I was lucky my hips were so wide
"That'll make it easy to drop babies" No guff. And I married her son. :banghead:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 02:58 AM
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40. Got anything in acres?
Actually I got my Dad's flat white ass. All the extra goes into my torso instead. Good thing I have enchanting eyes...
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 08:42 AM
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41. You forgot assless
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 09:05 AM
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42. My ass is so big that the last time I farted I created the universe with a Big Bang
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 09:31 AM
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43. my ass is energy star rated.
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 09:37 AM
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44. mine needs it's own Zip-code...
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 10:20 AM
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45. I don't know...whadda ya think?
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 10:27 AM
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46. My Ass Has it's own Zip Code + 4
:9

RL
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 10:38 AM
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47. It fits in my chair. That's all I know.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 10:52 AM
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48. Not too big, not too small... Just right...
:)
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 10:56 AM
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49. Are you asking about my summer ass
or my rest of the year ass?

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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 10:59 AM
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50. My ass is also a flotation device.
:D
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Nikia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 11:49 AM
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51. Around 36 inches
Judging by the other responses in the thread, this probably wasn't the answer you were looking for.
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-27-07 01:57 PM
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52. my ass is fine - it's my enlarged belly that bothers me somewhat...
no place for "other"...
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