"Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior & get a free PlayStation 2!"

Paragon

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:39 PM
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"Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior & get a free PlayStation 2!"

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

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JVS

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:40 PM
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1. Praise be to God!

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JVS

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:41 PM
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2. I believe!

Where is my Playstation 2?

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jesus

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Tue Jan-06-04 12:11 PM
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12. It's on back order.

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101 Proof

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:42 PM
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3. What cool item do we get if we recognize Satan as our leader???

Do we get a kickass car...maybe a 2005 Mustang? If not, SAVE ME JEEBUS!

Where's my PS 2????

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Paragon

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:42 PM
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4. Rapture Alert System

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La_Serpiente

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:47 PM
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7. LOL

that is so funny!!!! thanks :-)

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Faygo Kid

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:43 PM
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5. Hi-Larious! Thanks for the site!

Never visited Landover Baptist before. Someone should send this to the Freepers; they would buy into it as serious!

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VelmaD

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:46 PM
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6. Ok, but do I have to return...

the toaster I got from the homosexuals? :-)

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AntiCoup2K4

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Mon Jan-05-04 05:50 PM
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8. No, you just have to cleanse it, by toasting only communion bread

...for 2 weeks. (If you're catholic, make sure the little wafers don't fall through the grill and burn up, or else your soul will meet the same fate!)

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Baclava

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Mon Jan-05-04 07:00 PM
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9. Crikey

What do I have to believe to get an X-Box?

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DrWeird

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Mon Jan-05-04 07:02 PM
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10. That microsoft does good work.

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OldSoldier

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Tue Jan-06-04 07:28 AM
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11. In other words...

you ain't never gonna get one.

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CanuckAmok

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Tue Jan-06-04 12:54 PM
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13. Dammit!

I accepted Christ right before Christmas, when the giveaway was a Gameboy. I specifically asked if there'd be any special promos after the Holidays, and they guy said no.

This happens to me every fucking year!

I wonder if they price-match...

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