Flu "protection"

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
>been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into
>her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she
>prepared tea.
>
>As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
>cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
>and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned
>with tea and scones, they began to chat.
>
>The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
>its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no
>longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me

>about this?" pointing to the bowl.
>
>"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
>park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
>The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it
>would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
>all winter."

a joke worthy of a coffee spew!