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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:12 PM
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So I was sitting at a stoplight...
smoking a cigratte nervously and I thought to myself...

"Where the hell is my lawyer?"
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:24 PM
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1. Was your lawyer habitually slow in getting to you?
Edited on Wed Jan-31-07 11:35 PM by AlienGirl
If only Johnny Cochran had been there...

(Think of the possible rhymes!)

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:39 PM
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2. LOL
I can only imagine....
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:41 PM
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3. "If the .... doesn't fit..."
Edited on Wed Jan-31-07 11:42 PM by AlienGirl
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:44 PM
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4. If the hat doesn't fit, you must acquit...
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:49 PM
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6. That hat fit you, it was spooky 'cuz you have a HUGE head!
Just like Dib!

And I'm short, just like Zim!

That can only mean.... :wow:

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 12:41 AM
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8. Are you saying I am Dib-like?
Hehe...

ZaDR. O.o
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 12:49 AM
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10. Prezackly!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 01:48 AM
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11. Spooky
:D
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:06 AM
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12. Teh Spooky Doom!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:43 AM
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17. Doom-a-spook-leese!
Blerble!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-31-07 11:45 PM
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5. If the cig doesn't fit, you must




:hi:
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 12:41 AM
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7. Eeek!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 12:46 AM
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9. I'm thinking something else...
What rhymes with "quince hip"?

:hi:

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:44 AM
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18. Mince Dip?
Mint Chip?
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hickman Donating Member (904 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:11 AM
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13. As I replied before I got throwed out,
Edited on Thu Feb-01-07 02:13 AM by hickman
If your lawyer hangs out at stop lights, get new council. Or something like that. It was funny an hour ago. Meh.
edit for forget spellcheck. Missed one.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:43 AM
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16. No, that's still pretty funny
:D
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 03:23 AM
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21. This lawyer couldn't get an indictment against a ham sandwich lifted
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:18 AM
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14. Laughing
all the way to the bank...
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 02:42 AM
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15. Which bank?
:o
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 03:00 AM
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19. Does it matter which one?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 04:28 AM
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23. No, just curious
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 03:09 AM
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20. Um...I hate to break it to you...
Your lawyer is deceased. He has ceased to be! He is an ex-lawyer!

Tucker
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 04:27 AM
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22. Sort of like a parrot
O.o
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 06:28 PM
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24. More like a dead lawyer. Parrots make better lawyers!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 07:35 PM
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26. On my way into work tonight
Jesus karate chopped me in the throat.

It's a fact.
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:00 PM
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29. You and the neck-related issues...sheesh...
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:10 PM
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34. Yeah yeah yeah
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 06:30 PM
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25. he was at a light across town thinking
Where is my client?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 07:39 PM
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27. I don't think he's old enough to drive yet. But maybe.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:10 PM
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35. Are you threatening me?
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:14 PM
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37. No, but you know you're gonna catch a head cold because of the conspiracy
:tinfoilhat:
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:15 PM
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38. Well then I am threatening you!
:evilgrin:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:20 PM
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39. Do not threaten my bunghole!
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:21 PM
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40. The die has been cast!
Beware the Ides of February!
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:22 PM
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41. Eeeek!
:hide:
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 09:47 PM
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42. Bwahahaha
:evilgrin:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 07:54 PM
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28. Why were you nervous?
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:03 PM
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30. I dunno
:o
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:05 PM
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31. HST's lawyer used to advise him to get really f'd up. I think you need that kind of lawyer.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:10 PM
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33. Yeah
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:10 PM
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32. That's funny...
Because yesterday, while I was sitting at a stoplight, I heard someone honk, and I look over, and there's this skeezy old black pimp looking dude smoking a cigar making obscene gestures at me. :scared:
Duckie
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 08:13 PM
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36. I think that was the lawyer!
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