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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 10:55 PM
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I heard a really good sexist joke today.
Edited on Thu Feb-01-07 10:56 PM by idgiehkt
But I'll probably screw it up. I thought it was serious at first, I was listening to the radio and the announcer said that there was a new bra on the market that had stereo speakers built into the cups. He said it was for women that always complain that all men ever do is look at their breasts and never listen to them.

I liked it.

:rofl:

I hope that doesn't make this a sex thread, or a body function thread or some other verboten subject rule-breaking thread.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 10:57 PM
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1. FART! FART! poopy! burpy poopy!
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 10:59 PM
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2. now you will get this locked if you start doing that kind of thing...
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:02 PM
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5. Sorry, couldn't help myself...just showing my maturity..
or complete lack thereof...
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:03 PM
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7. you animal
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:05 PM
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9. What can I say? I'm a total...
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:06 PM
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10. at least you have
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 05:24 PM
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33. You're a total cook? n/t
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:06 PM
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11. Hey
How did you get that picture of Laura and Bush smoking?
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:08 PM
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13. BWAHAHA...
Google image search is my friend.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:00 PM
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3. No mention of chicken... so far, so good. nt
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:07 PM
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12. I'll second that...
Folks should always speak well of chickens
big and small
or if not,
then not at all!
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:00 PM
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4. Sexist
and funny. I like it. :rofl:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:02 PM
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6. you know it would sell too
lol.
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:04 PM
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8. Of course it would.
Give it a month & then google it. It will be there. :rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:08 PM
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14. Locking
this is obviously a sex thread

if it isn't then it soon will be:



:rofl:

funny joke BTW
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:11 PM
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15. baybee
let's talk about you and me
let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be...

let's talk about sex
let's talk about sex.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:14 PM
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16. Let's Talk About Sex
and what song is that?

:shrug:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:18 PM
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17. them ol girls
whut sang 'bout pushin it in or sumpin' like that back in the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJq8klkiKCY
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:24 PM
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18. I See
salt n peppa

Here I thought you were talking to me

:rofl:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:31 PM
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19. I know nothing about sex
and make it a personal rule to never to hold forth upon topics of which I have limited knowledge.

Yeah.

:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:32 PM
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20. Oh, Well...
mebbe some books or somethin?

:rofl:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:35 PM
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21. I don't do so good at book learnin'
I'm better with hands on...

:shrug:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:43 PM
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23. You Are Trainable Then
I'm sure I can help you here

:evilgrin:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:53 PM
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24. help yourself
:evilgrin:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:58 PM
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26. Well Sure
:evilgrin:

;)
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 08:10 AM
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29. Oh man, that takes me back... nt
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:37 PM
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22. Wots da matter wif being sexy?
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-01-07 11:54 PM
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25. nuffin.
nuffin atall.
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:28 AM
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27. And if you'd rather listen to music...
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:55 AM
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28. Is that the new iBoobs?
:P
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 05:12 PM
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32. roflmao
too funny
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 08:11 AM
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30. OH MY GOD!!!!!1111 THE SEXISM IN THIS THREAD IS BEYOND BELIEF!!!!1111
how dare you insult womyn in this way!!!!1111


/feigned self-righteousness
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 05:12 PM
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31. hey,
it's all about the make-up sex. :)
:hi:
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