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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:31 PM
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Bull Semen Used As Hair Treatment At Posh Salon
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A POSH salon is using an unusual treatment to sort out dry hair and split ends – bull semen.

For £55, clients can have it massaged in their hair before being put under a steamer and blow-dried.

The organic Angus bull semen is collected from a Cheshire farm and mixed with a plant root.

Hari Salem, owner of Hari’s hairdressers in Knightsbridge, West London, said: “I looked for a protein-rich offering and carried out a lot of experiments, but in the end the bull sperm was the winner. It really works.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=hair-care-s-a-lot-of-bull&method=full&objectid=18564475&siteid=94762-name_page.html
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:31 PM
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1. And FDC Red #5 is made from squished beetle.
It's all good.

:7

I wonder how they extract the bull semen...
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:34 PM
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2. now THATS a dirty job.
ewww!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:05 PM
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9. extract
I heard Karl Rove volunteers to do the nasty deed, since he is full of 'bull' anyway.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:35 PM
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3. I hear the restaurant next door makes a killer ranch dressing
:spank:
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:47 PM
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4. Could be worse
In New Zealand, you could buy beauty products made from sheep placenta. Last night while listening to Maureeen Dowd's "Are Men Necessary?" she mentioned an anti-aging product that was originally formulated using the foreskin from the scientist's baby boy.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:54 PM
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6. I heard they had to stop making the anti-aging product
because of one of the side effects, it made users cock-eyed.

:spank:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:56 PM
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8. ...
:spray:
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:59 PM
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14. Oh no, you didn't
:rofl:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:53 PM
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5. human vanity - what fun
Edited on Fri Feb-02-07 01:55 PM by Kali
reminds me of the main ingredient in the beauty soap from "Fight Club"
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 01:55 PM
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7. Bullkake?
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:13 PM
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11. wonder if their head gets all pixelated when it's going on
:D
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:08 PM
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10. Think About The Poor Slob That's Gotta Collect That Bull Semen Every Day
And you think your job sucks.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:19 PM
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12. "This treatment is bullshit!" "No, but it's close."
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 02:51 PM
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13. If semen is all you need,
Edited on Fri Feb-02-07 02:51 PM by kitkatrose
then a woman, or hell a dude too, could get all s/he wanted for free with a simple ad on AFF.
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twilight_sailing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 03:19 PM
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15. Just think of the money those clients could save
if they just went out and harvested the seed themselves. The video sales would actually make them a profit. ;)
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 03:27 PM
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16. *sigh* remember when beer was supposed to be the best thing for your hair?
I mean, as a rinse, not as an elixir to be taken internally.
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 03:50 PM
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17. who figured this out in the first place?
and how?

and why?

:scared:
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